We start off strong with the Bucks against the Hybrid 2. TH2 jumps them and gets an early edge, but the Bucks get a double hiptoss and stereo dropkick. Nick hits Angelico with a run-up armdrag. Acclaimed gets Jack tossed into them off a sunset bomb to the floor. Risky Business hits for 2 and Angelico kicks out to a "this is awesome" chant. DOOMSDAY DEVICE ON THE RAMP BY THE BUCKS! SUPERKICK PARTY TAKES OUT ANGELICO, BUT IT ONLY GETS 2.9! Angelico gets the rolling kneebar! Bucks recover and end it with a BTE trigger, but it was a war. This got TH2 over great. MJF says he'll hurt Orange take out the favorite of many not-so-smart marks.
We get an ink blot test with Darby building up Cage vs. Darby for the TNT Title. Cody comes out and Tony chats him up before STING RETURNS. We get snow on the camera and Arn gives the mic to Tony, who wants to leave but Sting demands a hug. Sting gives him props for Tony putting him over so big last week. He says that he feels home here and he's come full circle being back on TNT and calls Cody kid. Varsity Blondes get a jobber intro against FTR, whose tron should not be full-screened. FTR runs through Griff for a bit before Air Pillman hits in desperation. Griff lands a giant stinger splash and a spear hits 2. Dax avoids another Air Pillman and Dax brainbusters him. Goodnight Express ends it. Fun match. FTR talks shit to the Jurassic Express. Marvez meets with Page about a six man tag and he has no partners. Reynolds and Silver meet with him at the bar and say he has no one else - so he agrees and it's ONE MATCH.
Preston Vance/10 is out to face Dustin, who wins after some great punches and a silky-smooth bulldog. Here, you are the THIRD MOST IMPORTANT RHODES!" Tremendous. "Will you become SEVEN OF THE DARK ORDER!?" Tony - HE DOESN'T WANT TO BE THAT NUMBER! He slaps Uno, but Uno doesn't sic the dogs on him. Good stuff. Tony chats with Shaq and Brandi, WHO IS OFFENDED THAT SHAQ GETS PUT OVER. Shaq is all soma'd up here and sounds bored. Brandi gets all pissed at Shaq for putting Jade over and throws water on him after saying she's sick of his shit and he's an overgrown asshole. So Brandi's the heel, right?
MJF talks shit about Sammy and Jericho says HEY WE WATCH THE SHOW and he knows MJF came down with the towel and MJF says swear to God, he had sweat on his brow... Cash takes the blame for losing the tag titles and Tully says he wasn't there - they're invincible together. Lance and the Lucha Bros battle the Fam, with Butcher and Lance A CLUBBERIN. Double team powerbomb/neckbreaker takes out Fenix, but ARCHER KICKS ASS AFTERWARDS. Jade, Nyla, and Vickie beat up Red Velvet. Abadon comes out to face Tesha Price, who is scared to death of her. Gori neckbreaker/Victoria's finish ends it. Shida defends her with a kendo stick.
Jericho says they'll join MJF at ringside to ensure that THE SON OF A BITCH ORANGE CASSIDY LOSES. OMEGA AND HIS COPTER ARRIVE. Don says that he was there for Montreal and THE SCREWJOB THEY DID WAS BIGGER. They basically repeat the Impact promo. Callis is so great - and I like that if you want a head canon for all this, Callis leaves the broadcast position right around when Kenny starts turning his back on Page... MJF bum-rushes OC to start but OC gets a flying DDT off the second rope. Butterfly shoulderbreaker hits for MJF. MJF uses the ropes, but the Best Friends point it out. MJF gets the bat, but OC IS TOO LAZY TO USE IT and pockets his hands and bumps for it before MJF gets it. BEACH BREAK HITS FOR 2.9! SALT OF THE EARTH, but OC evades. ORANGE PUNCH! 2.9! A SECOND ONE TAKES HIM OUT FOR 2.9 THANKS TO WARDLOW SAVING HIM! THEY BE CLUBBERIN! Miro takes out OC AND MJF WINS IT! MIRO WHIPS A BUNCH OF ASS. This ruled.
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