After 40 minutes of video packages, we get an 8-man tag with Bryan, Big E, Otis, and Gable face Sami, Cesaro, Sami, and Corbin with Blake and Cutler. Corey is great saying that Sami is the champion of all continents! Bunch of not much until E takes out Sami and wins. Sami as a chickenshit heel is great. WWE Title starts things off and it's 12 minutes in before we get action thanks to filler. We get some walking and brawling before chairs and ladders are brought in with tables for the sake of it. Calf slicer with a chair for some reason. Nice spot where AJ runs a table into Drew's knee and goes for a run-up forearm, but Drew catches him for a center-to-corner belly to belly into a ladder in the corner. AJ gets chucked through a table over the top and Miz powerbombs Drew through a table and now it's a triple threat TLC match. Miz gets carried off the ladder like a baby by Omos and Morrison bonks him with a chair, that breaks. AJ and Miz get tossed off the top of a ladder and somehow Miz falls INWARD and can still eat a claymore while AJ bumps to the floor. Unreal. FORTY MINUTES IN and Drew has retained.
Heyman says there will be carnage and Roman retains. Spoiler and such.I like that Heyman has ALWAYS, even in the Brock feud, LIKED Roman due to his family - so this turn with him being by his side works into all that nice and neatly. Long Sasha-Carmella recap leads to HOLDS and boring shit. Three amigos and a frog splash get 2 for Sasha. Spiking X-Factor gets 2 for Carmella. Avalanche rana into a sunset flip by Sasha gets 2. Code of Silence turned into the crossface and then a cattle mutilation crossface looks slick - but Sasha gets to the rope. Reginald saves buy SASHA HITS A METEORA. SUPERKICK PARTY ON THE FLOOR gets 2.9. Bank statement wins it. This was good-ish at points. We get a great wacky bit with Billie Kay giving Asuka her resume, but lying on it about knowing Japanese and Asuka tells her the spot's filled. Hurt Business wins it - SHELTON GETS AN ACTUAL TITLE REIGN AGAIN!
Women's tag title is up and Charlotte returns, having lost some significant implant-related weight. She looks worlds better more natural. Asuka's a face in peril and Charlotte wins it. KO jumps him from the front..as ya do as a babyface. Brawling and garbage. Roman needs to steal Rhino's corner grab to corner-table spear. POWERBOMB ON A LADDER by Roman. Roman wins it. Orton vs. Bray is up and Orton PREVENTS THE MALLET. Bray gets an axe handle and sets it ablaze, but Orton blocks it and draping DDTs him on the floor. RKO INTO THE MANDIBLE CLAW! Bray is set ablaze, but he runs into an RKO. Randy douses him in gas and then gets matches that are on the dasher boards. Then he sets him on fire more and flames shoot up and whatever the fuck.
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