Dynamite returns to DC next week - and if they set up a big card this week, I'll go. If it's a middling show, then I won't even with a ticket. That's one nice thing about using Stubhub for it - much lower price than Ticketmaster and I got insurance on the ticket anyway due to COVID concerns. Working retail, you can't be too sure and it was only $15 - which is nothing for a $200 ticket. And yes, THAT'S CHEAPER THAN TICKETMASTER. If it's got Sting working a match, I'm there - never seen him live and this will probably be the last chance to do it.
Cole starts the show and says he's undefeated in one on one action. THE BOYS are back and KOR is rocking out to his theme perfectly. We get the Bucks out in Saved By the Bell getups and more Bucks vs. ReDRagon teases with them definitely wanting a war. Big brawl and Kris gets curb stomped by Britt and THE BOOM hits OC. Go Big-Show preview and it's Wardlow time. Tremendous SYMPHONY OF PAIN video for Wardlow.
Wardlow's out in a new, brighter purple and white getup that gets you used to him being in a babyface role slowly. Punk's out with a WALMART MIZ sign in-frame perfectly. Wardlow teases a powerbomb symphony, but Punk rolls outside. Punk's tornado DDT is tossed off. POWERBOMB SYMPHONY TO PUNK! He has it! But MJF wants more and stops the count. A SIXTH POWERBOMB and MJF wants more! SEVEN POWERBOMBS! Powerbomb through the table by Wardlow is not a DQ and gets a near countout. MJF wants another, but a FLASH SMALL PACKAGE GETS THE PIN FOR PUNK!
Hobbs vs. Dante Martin is up and Dante gets a crazy crossbody to the floor with Hobbs taking a crazy bump. Spinebuster on the floor by Hobbs and a Biel FROM THE FLOOR TO THE RING by Hobbs! Dante avoids the rack with a knee. Dante gets uppercutted and sails over...sorta. MASSIVE missile dropkick gets 2 for Martin. TORNILLO ON THE FLOOR! Sliding kick to Hobbs draped in the ropes! Starts sneaks around before Lethal helps out and the NOSEDIVE ENDS IT! DANTE MARTIN WINS IT!
Inner Circle bickers with Kingston. MJF comes out and says YOU'LL GET THE MATCH. CM Punk vs. SHAWN SPEARS in DC. Well, That kills my hype a bit. Britt and Cole vs. OC and Kris is made for next week. Page is out with a BEYOND BEEF COWBOY graphic and says he's spilled enough blood to float a battleship with Bryan before Dan Lambert talks about great cowboys - and instead of Hansen and Watts, now we get the urban cowboy. Archer comes down and Lambert is scared - until he attacks Page!
Arn and his boys talk about being in Horsemen country before Tully and FTR talk about how they're really Horsemen - and we'll get an open challenge next week. Shotty Lee and Brock vs. FTR should be...fine. Jade hype video showcases her daughter and win. Serena jumps Shida before the bell to take the knee out and then destroys it mid-ring. Serenity lock ends it before some Kendo sticks shots to the knee and that's good stuff. I feel like I should care about this Deeb-Shida angle more than I do.
Jurassic Express and Christian chat with Tony and we get a nice, fiery babyface promo from Jack before Hunks and Meat come in for the open challenge for Rampage. Matt's out in NC and says that Penta's lucky TRULY got bad when his HFO beat them! He will DELETE Penta and send him to his brother in the hospital. LONG Ciero meido/DELETE bit like this is a match in an armory and not on global TV. PENTA stomp gets 2. APRON SIDE EFFECT gets 2 for Matt. Twist avoided and a gamenguri to the neck MATT MOONSAULT MISSES! Superkick to the gut and the package piledriver hits and ends it. Penta calls out Malakai and says he'll show him SOME RESPECT!
Malakai jumps Alex and attacks Penta. Varsity Blonds surround him and BRODY KING ATTACKS THEM! Bear Country vs. the Acclaimed is up. Mic drop ends it. IT'S STINGGGGGG and Darby! Sting saunters out and DARBY DIVES INTO CASTER! Sting takes out Bowens with the bat. Coffin splash and the death drop hits! PAC video about him possibly never seeing again. Sting and Darby against the Acclaimed in DC!? Definitely glad I've got my ticket to the show!
Matt Hardy tells Tony that SOMETHING HAS TO CHANGE and Andrade tells him to focus - he's a businessman and so is he. Andrade will seemingly be buying some contracts. Sammy and Garcia go at it quickly with rapid-fire matwork. Hard overhand shots by Sammy before a snap suplex gets 2. Leapfrog, then a moonsault leapfrog before a third jump meets a backbreaker from Garcia. DOUBLE-JUMP SOMERSAULT BY SAMMY TO GARCIA!
Corner uppercut, big rabbit lariat and a backdrop driver gets 2.9! Scorpion deathlock WITH A BACK BEND! Sammy gets the ropes and Danny misses a corner dropkick. Shitty Cross Rhodes gets 2. Double dump into the cutter and Garcia turns it into a bulldog choke! PILEDRIVER GETS 2.99999! 2.0 jump Kingston and Jericho before Sammy brings him in for a knee before the GTH gets countered into a cradle for 2. GTH after Matt Lee bonks heads with Danny! Jericho and Kingston bicker after Jericho makes a save with the bat and oh yeah Sammy's there too. Sammy getting And Zoidberg'd in his own main event.
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