Wednesday, February 9, 2022

AEW Dynamite 2-9-22 - Boardwalk Hall FORBIDDEN DOOR DEBUT



Wardlow brings out some MJF cutouts alongside a burberry carpet. Ex says that CM Punk beat CM Punk before flubbing another line. FTR and Tully gets an intro before Spears. MJF gets a Cody-tier intro. THE MAN WHO PUTS SHOULDERS ON THE MAT AND BANGS ALL THE RATS, MJF! MJF thanks himself and of course SHAWN SPEARS BABY! Punk walks out in a jacket looking dejected.


Punk buries his spray tan and says he learned from the past and he has friends today. Sting and Darby are out and Sting's dressed to fight. Punk says he's there to fight the guy who beat him - WARDLOW! He tells Wardlow to grow a set and MJF says everyone knows Wardlow's his best friend!? Dax says that he hates dressing like this and HE LOVES HIS FIGHTING GEAR AND HE WANTS A REMATCH! MJF says okay, if you do this, since they're in Atlantic City, he'll give him any match anywhere if he wins. BUT HE CAN'T TEAM WITH DARBY AND STING! Good luck finding someone who doesn't hate him and oh yeah, Wardlow has a match next!



Andrade meets with Sting and Darby with the faces telling Andrade Darby doesn't work for Sting and Darby wants the TNT Title and so does Andrade. The Blade is out to be destroyed by Wardlow. This for some reason goes more than 18 seconds, through a break. Corner charge INTO A POWERBOMB SYMPHONY! Spears doesn't want this and wants a pinfall here. Spears chairshots Blade and WOOHOO!s.  Inner Circle is up next, but FIRST NEXT, Penta! 



Everyone but Santana and Ortiz are out for the team meeting. Jericho bitches with them for NOT LETTING JERICHO'S FANS SEE HIM WRESTLE! Santana says the days of them being second-fiddle to him are done! Jericho stood in their way and took their spotlight. Jericho says that they had their chance to beat champs AND THEY LOST TO THE BUCKS. Jericho brought them into the company on 10/2/19 and he brought them into the group and he can kick them out. Maybe he invited the wrong two members of LAX! Sammy takes up for Jericho and Jericho tells him to shut up. 



Sammy says he wants to be the best champion in wrestling all this bickering won't help - and he's quit the group before and if they can't get this shit together, he's out again. Ortiz says that it's not time to talk because that won't solve it - they want a match, Jericho and Hager vs. PnP to settle this shit! More Elite stuff and JAY WHITE JOINS IN ON A BEATING! He's the forbidden door guy!



Face of the Revolution qualifier with Kassidy against KEITH LEE! TOSS ALL ACROSS THE DAMN RING! SLINGSHOT CROSSBODY BY KEITH LEE! PPPPOOUNNNNCCCEEEEE to the floor! Matt walks out on his team after saying that he'd have to make changes if he didn't win. Springboard sorta cutta on the rope before a tornillo to Lee! BBC ends it! This ruled! Billion star squash! QUEN POWERBOMBED ONTO KASSIDY AND THEN A POWERBOMB ON THE APRON. THIS RULED!


Sammy's got his cue cards...and the break nixes them! Punk's out WITH MOX to face FTR! Mox and Dax are fantastic together. Love the PK from Mox. AMW finish gets 2 and Punk prevents a powerplex. DOOMSDAY DEVICE BY THE FACES! BELL TO THE HEAD OF PUNK and a Dax brainbuster gets 2.9! Big Rig prevents the GTS AND MOX SAVES AT 2. Faces can't get their finishes, but a DOUBLE TAPOUT IS INCOMING. Aubrey focuses on the illegal men to get them out so Tully runs in and...slowly eats a GTS. But CASH IS WILLING TO SACRIFICE TULLY in a little homage to Gino being willing to sacrifice Tully to win the Southwest tag titles and the heels lose it!






That was, in a vacuum, an incredible match. AQA is out to face Jade who just IS A STAR. She Backlund lifts her up and poses! Jade does pushups and eats a tornado DDT. SHOOTING STAR PRESS HITS FOR 2.9! AQA goes up, slip up and eats a few forearms. Jade catches her for a TOUR OF THE ISLANDS and the Jaded ends it! Bucks want RPG Vice on Rampage and they get on Cole for not letting them know that Jay White was coming in. Cole says when you're Bullet Club, you're BC 4 LIFE! Cutler says he might've read something on reddit about White.


Deeb says that there's no one who can last 5 minutes with her. Deeb says she'll dig Katy Arquette's grave tonight. One minute tapout to the Tequila Sunrise! Love it! Rampage card is run down, capped off by the Gunn Club and the tag champs. "YOU THREW ME IN THE SNOW"! is among Jungle Boy's best promos. For better or worse.


The world title starts off with a brawl in the back before we get sheer mayhem early with Archer going through glass. BUCKSHOT gets a 9 count and we get more violent mayhem with the buckle being undone. BIG BOOTS ON THE APRON before JAKE SHORTARMS HANGMAN and wants a DDT, but Lance stops it and Lance eats a DDT of his own - before Jake flips Hangman the bird.





BARBWIRE CHAIR by Archer! BLACKOUT ON THE UPTURNED STEPS! holy shit! BARB WIRE SLEEVE ELBOW STRIKES BY HANGMAN! GERMAN BY PAGE! BUCKSHOT OFF OF PAUL TURNER'S BACK THROUGH TWO TABLES ON THE FLOOR! Page wins it and COLE IS OUT! HE PUTS THE BELT ON PAGE'S SHOULDER! Fantastic night!







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