Friday, March 4, 2022

AEW Rampage 3-4-22 - Revolution Go-Home Show


The TNT Title three-way opens the show with intros online. Starks wants the winner here Andrade darts out but eats a coffin splash after being tossed into the buckle. Code Red gets a quick 2. TOWER OF DOOM SUPERPLEX GETS A HOLY SHIT CHANT! Corner Irish curse by Andrade to Darby. Moonsault double-jump by Andrade hits Sammy after missing Darby and gets 2. 


MASSIVE chop battle between all three leads to Andrade overhanding Darby down and out. DARBY BELTS ANDRADE WITH THE STUDDED BELT! VAN TERMINATOR BY SAMMY! GTH TO ANDRADE and Darby tosses him out! COFFIN DROP TO ANDRADE but Sammy sentons him and pins Andrade. Holy shit this ruled!


Death Triangle promo and Dark Priest Alex doesn't quite work, but Penta Oscura does. I think we're getting another trios match with the House of Black and they respond with a spooky promo. He says that it's three on three -but not with him. He's not the monster, ERICK REDBEARD IS! He murders a ton of security goons before Penta does the arm snapper. Trios match is made for the Buy In - tremendous! Lambert says that Sky vs. Sammy is ready for Dynamite and PVZ will sign a deal. 



Keith Lee comes out and the fans sing while he does the symphony deal with them. WOOP WOOP is a thing again. Lee pounces JD for an ad break. CANNONBALL by JD and a moonsault gets 1. Starks' Lee impression is amazing -it will be great to see him fly around for Lee. JD dives right into a BBC to end it! Team Taz attacks after the Wingmen fail and ORANGE CASSIDY SAVES! This show has flown by!



 We get some exclusive footage of Punk backstage in a promo that feels right out of ECW. Jade and Smart Mark cut a promo on Tay, who jumps her with a pump kick. Quick tap to a chancery gives Deeb a win quickly in the professor's challenge before the Serenity Lock leads to Shida's return and cane shots! Kingston hypes up his match with Jericho and says that he doesn't want a promo - kayfabe is dead and he wants to take Jericho out for putting doubt in his head. Page vs. Cage hype has Cage saying that he likes Ethan having confidence - but the ladder match is HIS MATCH and he's going to win it. 



Bret's rope uppercut gets 2 for Cage. Grounded bearhug by Page. Page goes for an outside-in powerslam, but eats the falling inverted DDT for 2. Diving headbutt gets 2 for Cage. Ego's Edge is avoided and the spear gets 2 for Cage. Edge is avoided and the Killswitch wins it - good match overall. Cage is so much quicker than one would expect for nearly 50. Jurassic Express celebrates with him because they're all buds. Bucks and ReDRAGON are out and we get belt guitar and then a flip dive from Jack!












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