Wednesday, March 30, 2022

AEW Dynamite 3-30-22


It's a pretty fun show tonight with Danielson against Wheeler Yuta and Darby facing off with Andrade. CM Punk starts the show off to face Max Caster. Caster buries Will Smith, and Punk for his teeth, acting, and says he'll have him crapping his pants like he's a z-pak. Punk goes chest-first into the buckle by Caster. Punk's left elbow gets busted open and a corner knee misses for Punk. Neck chop and a fisherman buster get 2 for Caster. Corner knee and bulldog hit for 2. Punk gets tripped up top and eats a missile dropkick draped for 2. Mic Drop misses! BIG PILEDRIVER BY PUNK! Called a tombstone by JR and the vice taps him - fun stuff.


Punk and Tony are mid-ring and Punk says he wants the champ whether it's Adam Cole Baybay or he'll stare down the barrel at some cowboy shit. He's got a lot of grey in his beard and he'll get more before his time in AEW is over, he'll add more scars, AND HE WILL BE WORLD CHAMPION! Tremendous! Dax says that Wardlow's their friend and he doesn't want to get in the middle of their issues and MJF says he didn't want to bring this up, but Wardlow talked shit about them. 


Lethal's out to his starting off a good theme into a generic one to suffer at the hands of Moxley. Lots of matwork until Mox Germans him, big lariat in the corner and slugs away. Lethal avoids a superplex and Mox hits his knee before going outside and landing a dive. Chops and leg kicks by Lethal wear Mox down before a double-down on a crossbody collision. Lethal avoids a lariat, but eats a nasty lariat on the rebound. 2.5 off the Lethal Combination and Lethal avoids the Death rider and kicks the leg and wants the Lethal Injection, but he gets RNCed! Bret-Piper cradle gets 2.5! Sheer drop brainbuster by Lethal sets the elbow up! Nails it for 2.9! Figure four countered for 2 and then Mox hits the Death Rider for the win. THIS RULED! This was one of Mox's best TV matches and one of Lethal's best matches ever. 


Marina Shafir hype video! FTR vs. Gunn Club is out and they have a new tron. JR asks when they're going to be AEW World Tag Champs... okay then sure there. MJF is on commentary and says Where's Wardlow is the new thing. Ass Boys are in HBK cosplay and Austin walks over Dax. Ex and MJF put over FTR going to Mexico to work across the world and now they're the best in the world. MX elbow gets 2 for Dax. Cash chops away and MJF calls the Boys kids and Ex points out that they're older than MJF is. 


Dax runs wild with punches and a corner strike combo! Dax gets hung on the rope before an outside-in suplex leads to cheating and a 2. WARDLOW RUNS WILD ON SECURITY! POWERBOMB ON A TABLE! MASSIVE Wardlow chants as he's forced out - they're doing a great job getting him over with this. Big Rig ends it - this was a blast! MJF argues with FTR to a MASSIVE FTR chant. MJF is so over that everyone around him gets over as a result. It's amazing. Hobbs vs. Lee hype video for Rampage! 


JAS is backstage and Jericho says that FOR OVER THREE WEEKS, they've been the worldwide leader in sports entertainment. They have Daddy Magic check for Kingston and PNP and THEY GET THEM. Tremendous! Jericho avoids the street sweeper thanks to Hager, who plants Kingston. Garcia locks the sharpshooter on Kingston while Jericho bats Kingston. Jericho whips Kingston with his belt across the back. 



Mark Sterlling and Jade hype up her 30th foe - LEVA BATES! Jade is pissed about that and Jade wants option 2 - MARINA SHAFIR! Danielson vs. Yuta is up and Regal says he's excited to see him compete for the Pure Title on Friday. Regal is upset over Danielson being called only ONE OF the greatest of all time. Yuta monkey flips him and gets wristbarred before he gets the rope. Round kick to the stomach as Yuta comes off the rope. 

YUTA EATS CORNER CHOPS AND WANTS MORE! UPPERCUT FLURRY BY DANIELSON and a backslide gets 2 for Yuta. Snap German by Yuta gets 2! Regal just basically put Yuta over as the young Danielson of the modern era - tremendous way to put him over. Hammer elbows by Danielson but YUTA GETS HIS OWN! Amateur cradle gets 2.9 for Yuta and a big NOOOOO! This is unreal to see unfold live. BUSAIKU KNEE HITS! Yuta spits on Danielson and eats the trapped kicks, the Gotch piledriver and the LeBell lock ends it! THIS RULED. A star was made here. Well, again - he's OVER!


The Undisputed Elite is out with taped-up belts and KOR DOES BELT GUITAR! Page comes out in a JBL longhorn Tesla and beats down the goons! They run before JURASSIC EXPRESS ATTACKS!




Rosa is out for her proper celebration. FTR puts over themselves as the AAA Tag Champs and says they'll win the ROH Tag Titles on Friday. Dax says he doesn't want to take second place and HE WILL ISSUE THE CHALLENGE to the Bucks - once again. TOP GUYS OUT! The Bunny is out to face her mystery opponent - TONI STORM, who looks so happy, like KAIRI, she just feels free. 




Dropdown from Bunny sees Toni run opposite and dropkick for 2. Toni hits a big lariat on Bunny, who bumps great for her. Big headbutt by Toni! HIP ATTACK BY TONI! Giant boot by Toni hits hard and a fisherman suplex gets 2 for Toni. Superkick series by Bunny gets 2! Rabbit Hole is avoided and STORM ZERO HITS FOR THE WIN. Love it! Vickie shoves Tony back and thus can't be heard on the mic. Nyla fixes that and says that SHE IS THE FOUNDATION! 



Andrade vs. Darby is up and Darby skates down sans Sting, who goes to the back only to eat a lariat on the ramp. Andrade wants a walking suplex off a dive from Darby, but Darby nixes that and hits him. Darby takes the most disgusting high backdrop on his knees, face, and everything. Jesus - he got ragdolled like the OG Saints Row insurance mini-game. 



STIFF SLAP EXCHANGE! MASSIVE RIGHT HAND SLUG takes Darby down and shocks fans. Andrade takes the belt off and Darby gets a stundog! Dash into the corner by Darby meets a uranage backbreaker for 2! God this is just so nuts! Crucifix into a Fujiwara by Darby! Jose runs down but STING HITS HIM! Butcher and Blade jump Sting, who gets saved by Darby. Schoolboy bomb into the corner and El Idolo wins it! This ruled!




AFO JUMPS STING! BUT THE HARDYS ARE HERE TO  SAVE! They face Butcher and the Blade in a tables match on Dynamite. This show should do really well in the ratings - great content throughout with stars. Twisto>swanton on Quen hits. This was so much fun!




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