Well, I was planning on watching this a bit later with work winding up running later than expected and doing Kadie's stream- but Kadie's stream is put off for the week so what the heck. This isn't a loaded lineup, but it looks fun and starts off with Moxley against Dax Harwood, which should be fantastic. We get some bird flipping, kissing, clubbering and upkicks! Mox catapults him into the post AND HE SMACKS THE STEPS TOO!
Mox goes for corner punches and eats a Ligerbomb for 2. We get more clubbing after a break They go up top and Mox rakes the back and WE GET CLONKING HEADBUTTS IN 2024. Ugh. Time call for 15 minutes, 5 left - so it's probably going to a time limit draw. Mox lands a cutter, curb stomp and short piledriver for 2.999! Mox avoids a diving headbutt and gets an RNC! Perfect - they did time calls and we still got a clean finish!
Cash saves Dax and Claudio comes in for a beating. Callis makes Takeshita vs. Ospreay for Revolution. Wardlow's out to demolish Barrett Brown. Draping knee GTS hits and then the delayed Last Ride ends it. Copeland's out for a non-Cope Open match against Daniel Garcia! The Cope Open run reminds me a lot of what Bockwinkel would do when he'd go to a territory - give people a really solid rub and give them a lot of time to shine. He lets Garcia DO HIS DANCE DURING A ROMERO SPECIAL STOMP.
Avalanche dragon screw to Cope! Avalanche...double arm suplex? Ex called it an avalanche impaler. Cope gets the crossfacde on and Nick Wayne and Killswitch jump them. KILLSWITCH ATTACKS DADDY MAGIC! MOTHER WAYNE SAVES CAGE and Wayne's World hits! CONCHAIRTO TO COPELAND!
Joe says he brought rankings back to massacre folks in order and THAT WAS ALL RUINED BY LAST WEEK'S DRAW. HIS MATCH IS NOW BIGGER AND DUMBER AND HE WILL DESTROY THEM BOTH! Swerve is out and Joe is gobsmacked by the dancing and Swerve says YOU SAID YOU NEED TO CHECK THE RESUME and you WILL DO THAT AND YOU WILL PUT RESPECT ON THE NAME!
Matthew and Nicholas are out to face Top Flight and win a fun match with the EVP trigger AND Sting's soul patch. Matthew and Nicholas threaten Tony with a fine and an EVP trigger before Darby saves and says the company started to change the world and he was homeless and they saw nothing in him but ALL THEIR SHIT FRIENDS GOT HIRED! Thankfully, a smart EVP got him in and it's not Kenny! Darby and Sting against the Bucks is official for Revolution. Bang Bang Scissor gang stuff.
Willow vs. Skye Blue is up and I love how they are such opposites with Skye being such a heel against the ultimate babyface. Pounce sends Skye out and Skye gets the dragon sleeper. APRON POUNCE BY WILLOW! Turnbuckle wedge superkick by Skye gets a walking powerbomb for 2. CODE BLUE BUT STOKELY DISTRACTS AUBREY! THE BABE WITH THE POWERBOMB ENDS IT!
Main event is up with Orange Cassidy against Matt Taven in a Texas death match for some reason. Taven suplexes him through a table that is clearly split in the replay. DEADMAN DIVE BY TAKEN THROUGH A TABLE! VALENTINE'S CHOCOLATE HOLDER FULL OF TACKS BY OC! TACKS FOR BOTH GUYS AND BENNETT ATTACKS OC WITH A PURPLE heart before getting a ton of chairs. Taven rips the pockets out and and eats a chain punch before Strong KOs Trent and OC wins it!
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