This is far from the biggest Dynamite card - but it looks like a great one overall from an in-ring perspective. FTR vs. the BCC is up first and it should be a banger. Claudio and Cash slug it out before Cash works the leg and Dax tags in and chops away at Mox and gets a snap suplex and snap legdrop for 2. On the floor, Mox gets tossed into the steps after SOME GODDAMN STUPID RAMMING HEADBUTTS!
Massive chop from Cash before a kneeling dropkick leading to Taz saying if he was in the ring, that's how he'd do it - he's not one to leave his feet! ONE MAN DOUBLE TEARDROP SUPLEX BY CLAUDIO! Dax eats a stuff piledriver on the floor. Mox just boots Cash hard before a powerplex by FTR BUT CLAUDIO GETS A SWING! Mox dropkick gets 2! BCC GETS DUELING RNCs! DUELING SHARPSHOOTERS AND DAX AND CLAUDIO JUST SLAP EACH OTHER. Piledriver at 19 gets 2.9! Shatter Machine attempt during the time limit draw so FTR just goes for a sharpshooter instead.
AND THEY ALL JUST KEEP CLUBBERING! OC meets with Renee about his crazy few weeks and he's barely been cleared. Odd to have these clips AFTER RENEE ALREADY TALKED ABOUT IT but okay. FTR and BCC argue and I guess we'll get a rematch at Revolution. OC vs. Bennett is up! OC eats a group beating on the ramp and recovers with CORNER GROUNDED SLOTH KICKS! Bennett hops on the headset and talks shit and eats a suicide dive! SECOND DIVE ON ANOTHER SIDE! APRON SPINEBUSTER BY BENNETT! They go back and forth on a piledriver/beach break before Bennett hits a GOTCH PILEDRIVER! Gets 2 and a superkick from OC leads to a Bennett discus elbow! Punch ends it and goons run in! JAKE HAGER MAKES A SAVE!
Ang and Ruby prepare for their date from the '50s and FLAIR ARRIVES IN A BIG WHITE SUV! He tells Renee he's going to be in Sting's corner and he says he wishes he was a bigger part of everything. ONE MORE HEEL TURN ON STING! He chats with Matthew and Nicholas to air his issues to the EVPs. Daniel Garcia faces Christian Cage at Revolution! The Patriarchy is out and he says that Copeland brings ruin and it will lead to Garcia being taken out at Revolution. Christian knows things the crowd doesn't know - HE HAD A DARK CHILDHOOD. HIS FATHER IS DEAD and he was a loser! Nick Wayne eats a sharpshooter and then Killswitch goes down and eats a beating from DADDY MAGIC!
RVD, Hangman and Hook are backstage yammering for a bit. TIMELESS TONI STORM is here! Sydni Winnell is doomed here. Thesz Press and some Dark Order punches on the ground. Hip attack, storm zero and the ankle lock are on! BUT SHE WINS WITH THE VENUS DE MILO!
Deonna comes out TO UPSTAGE TONI AND GETS A FINGER WAGGING! Deonna vs. Madison Rayne and why can they not just buy or license KILLA QUEEN!? I'm sure she's a wonderful woman, but WHY IS A MADISON RAYNE MATCH GOING THROUGH AN AD BREAK IN 2024!? Rising knee by Deonna After some slow motion...things from Madison and Deonna gets the ankle lock and it's over thank God. Deonna beats up Toni for a bit but gets locked in the ankle lock...so I think Deonna's winning at the PPV. ANKLE LOCK GRAPEVIBE!
Darby and Sting talk about family and Sting says a week ago, his father passed away. He says he's not invincible and eulogizes his father while making his match feel like a huge deal. Wardlow talks about having thousands of people chanting his name and now he's got none of that. Wardlow talks about beating Punk's ass and he's still falling apart from what he did to him. He beat up MJF too! Good soundbyte work in that promo and that's all it needed to be. Callis promo on Sammy calling him a cuck.
Cage in the Wolf Hawkfield gear works over Hook after some brief Hook-Joe stuff to start. Cool RVD-Swerve stuff for a bit - I've got to do that match tonight in 2K23. Five star on Cage but Joe jumps in! Joe kicks ass in the corner. Tower of Doom German to Cage leads to a superplex to Page! Redrum to Cage but Joe tags in. Cage powerbomb leads to the House Call kick! A Swerve PK hits Joe! HANGMAN TAKES OUT SWERVE WITH A TABLE POWERBOMB! Snap powerslam by Joe gets 2 on Hangman! HOOK EXPLODERS JOE! Five star is avoided by Cage and he discus lariats Hook! RNC by Joe to RVD and it's over! This was a lot of fun.
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