Wednesday, December 30, 2020

AEW Dynamite 12-30-20 - Celebration of Life for Brodie Lee


 We start off with a sweet 10 bell salute to him with his family on-stage. Mox says that he's been lucky enough to know him for over a decade - from armories to stadiums. He's thinking of Amanda and the kids and this business is a community. Bucks team with Colt to face the the Hardy Party. Man, Colt's got his working boots on and then some tonight! Flip, flop and fly and the flying apple get 2. Hardy snaps Colt's neck and Isaih gets 2 off a crucifix. GIN AND JUICE HITS AND The Twisto before an SSP hits and COLT GETS A LAST-SECOND SAVE! Matt wants a use a chair, but Marq is against it. Skyline and the Indytaker with the Superman pin ends it. THIS RULED!


The Acclaimed comes out to rap before SCU beats them up and sends them into a superkick party. Darby talks about how Brodie had no ego while Kingston says that the Dark Order is nothing without Brodie and he'll show it now. He, Butcher, and Blade face off with Archer dressed as Harper, Uno, and Grayson. Stu hits a Brodie slam. Uno and Kingston land some Kawada slaps before Uno hits a Brodie-esque half and half. WE GET CLUBBERING from Butcher and Lance before a Lance pounce. Archer hits a middle rope frog splash for 2. Toss into a PK before Eddie DDTs Stu for 2. Fatality for Blade ends it. JAKE SHORTARM LARIATS KINGSTON! 


 Silver, Reynolds, and Page are out and Silver has black and grey Brodie gear. MJF and PNP are the opposition tonight with MJF in Puerto Rico-themed gear. JOHNNY HUNGY IS RUNNING WILD! Santana hits a rollthrough into a cutter before MJF arm whip Page into the buckle. Kairopractor-style destroyer on MJF! Heatseeker and a Ligerbomb from Ortiz gets 2 when Reynolds makes a save! Wardlow hits a big lariat and ERICK ROWAN as Jericho calls him beats up Wardlow. MJF pull the mask off -1 and HE CANES MJF! DISCUS LARIAT FROM SILVER WINS IT!



Kingston says that he's going to miss Jonny, he'll miss his stupid Harry Potter jacket and he'll miss Brodie believing in himself when he didn't. Their father isn't gone - as long as they remember him and his teachings, he's never gone. Tay and Anna are out. Tay tosses Ford around a ton after some matwork by Ford and Britt. Tay and Ford KO each other with pump knees. Anna hits an achilles kick and then blockbusters Britt on the mat. Tay hits a back-based Bossman slam before Britt hits a slingblade. Britt gets the fisherman neckbreaker for 2. Ford hits a top rope blockbuster on Britt for 2. Queen Slayer for Ford and she taps! 



Britt is TIRED OF THE CONSPIRACY! THE MATCH WAS RIGGED! Big Rigged. Okay, that was cute. ROSA ATTACKS! Cody, Orange and 10 face Team Taz. Jericho talks about working with Brodie 27 times and one match was in Jeddah. He tells him that the marking in his room was an arrow pointing to Mecca, which he didn't know until Brodie told him. Jericho says that AEW gave him a chance to be a main eventer like he knew he could be. He promises that his family will be taken care of. Hook looks...maybe three years older than Brodie Jr. Cody hugs Bryce and Jericho says they'll be here for Nolan. 

Cody bumps Hobbs off a tackle. 10 lands a big rig boot, but a Starks spear hits and gets 2. Hobbs freight trains him down. Orange punch, Cross rhodes, and the spinebuster from 10 end it. Dark Order gets a clean sweep tonight. HOOK ATTACKS and DARBY IS HERE! AND NOW IT'S STING TIME! What a great moment - and there's still more! Cody says you can judge a man's character by how he treats people who did him no good - and everyone was positively affected by Brodie Lee. Cody says he unified wrestling and was a beautiful family and a great legacy. His family comes down and Tony gives Brodie Jr. the TNT Title and names Brodie as the TNT Champion for life before "Old '55" plays and we get a tremendous video package. This is one of the most touching shows in history and is something that everyone who watched it will remember.





Saturday, December 26, 2020

How Saturday Night Dynamite Laid a Foundation for AEW's Future

AEW's inaugural event event was Double or Nothing on May 29, 2019 and they had a lot to accomplish. A new promotion was faced with the challenge of having to live up to being the successor to All In. That show was a one-shot with the best companies in the world outside of WWE uniting for one supercard and it wound up changing the landscape in ways no one could have imagined. The creation of AEW saw the end of the relationship of the Elite and New Japan Pro Wrestling, which led to the latter gorup pivoting and giving Jay White the ball. The show built instant credibility for their World title by having Bret Hart showcase the title belt, and featured Omega vs. Jericho II and Cody vs. Dustin Rhodes in the match they always wanted to have in WWE, but couldn't. In many ways, the story of AEW as a company is intertwined with WWE because of not only what they do differently, but how they present their talent.

WWE is obsessed with the power of their brand, while AEW build up value in its brand by focusing on a blend of star power, workrate, and protecting its stars in ways that wrestling fans haven't been used to seeing in many years. AEW has shown a willingness to provide a platform to talent that always had the talent, but wasn't given the proper showcase in WWE. As a result, the talent lost their star power - and it's something we saw all too often in WCW over 20 years ago. 

In this instance, we didn't have Psychosis coming out and going through the motions because he'd been jobbed out for years and lost all faith in his own abilities. In AEW's case, we saw Jon Moxley come out on night one to kick ass and fittingly hit an FU on Kenny Omega to set the tone for his tenure. Since then, he has embarked on a path of reinvention in both New Japan and AEW while showing a dedication to his craft that hasn't been seen in 30 years by wearing an eye patch to get across how important the AEW World Title-level feud was to him. 

Cody vs. Dustin Rhodes was the battle of two men who wanted to prove their worth in WWE, but weren't given a chance and knocked it out of the park. On the night of the show, it was an absolute classic and stole the show from Omega vs. Jericho because it was a story-heavy match that had you buying into the drama and it built up equity in Cody right away. From the moment "Shoes" hit in the hype video, you had the story of the old gunslinger feeling his own worth was gone and his time was over and he was jealous of his younger, more successful brother. By the end of the match, the veteran Dustin showed he was as good as he ever was - but was toppled on this night. He lost a battle, but won a war by renewing his bond with his brother and forming the Nightmare Family.

The core story of that match wasn't one of good versus evil - it was of two men settling a long-standing issue because while they loved each other, they each had a point to prove and had to do it against one another. They didn't hit each other with cars, they didn't try to run one another off a roof in a monster truck - they just exchanged words and later reuinited in a scene that evoked not only Dusty begging Dustin to team with him in WCW, but also Bret Hart uniting his family against Steve Austin in the WWF. It wasn't just an homage to wrestling history - but it weaved itself into history by tugging at the heartstrings of fans in ways that few storylines do.

In the process, they made you care about Dustin and especially Cody. The young lion won and now had the pressure of the Rhodes family legacy on his back - and he came up short to win the AEW World Title. He sliced his head open in a grisly manner and all he had to show for it was a scar and the knowledge that now, a Rhodes may never be the World Champion. However, AEW used that as a way to plant a seed for the story that Cody needed something to prove his worth. In interviews, he talked about wanting a second, important championship and not a mid-card belt because those do nothing.

On Saturday Night Dynamite, the spritual successor to the NWA World TV Title held by not only his coach Arn Anderson, but his father, was on the line. He faced a man who came into AEW with a chip on his shoulder and a desire to prove anyone who ever doubted him wrong and showed exactly why he was deserving of a main event spotlight to anyone who wondered why on August 22, 2020 when he steamrolled Cody in a washout to win Cody's most prized possession. In making the challenge, Brodie Lee promised that he would let Cody keep his original unfinished TNT Title - but didn't tell him how.

Following a discus lariat, Brodie won the title and Cody was put on a stretcher. The Dark Order surrounded him on the ramp and Arn defended a man who may not be his son, but who his character clearly feels a fatherly bond to. He wants what's best for Cody and as a man that couldn't grasp a water bottle without dropping it 24 years ago and was forced out of the ring, went to war one last time. The man who swore vengeance on Cody's father and turned on his brother in 1994, was not only fighting alongside a Rhodes, but fighting to protect him and slugged two underlings only to fall to a group attack.

In one fell swoop, the Dark Order's leader took out Arn Anderson and laid out QT Marshall and Dustin Rhodes. Brandi rushed to cover her husband, and in the single biggest star-making performance you'll see, Anna Jay runs in and chokes her out instantly. Fresh off a loss in the Deadly Draw tournament, Brandi may have been worn down - but she still fell instantly to Anna Jay and that's the part that mattered most. Brodie Lee's promo about proving people wrong who ever doubted him rang true as he held his title high and we see Cody give Brodie Lee the biggest show of confidence he's been given yet on a national stage.

Since minute one of AEW's existance, Cody has been one of the pillars of the promotion. He has used his star power to create among other things, an aburdly long entrance and several new nicknames, but he leveraged every second of air time he's been given to make a new main event star not just for the short term, but for the forseeable future in Brodie Lee. For Brodie Lee, a title win on its own helped erase his one AEW loss to Jon Moxley at Double or Noting - but the post-match scene was two men in Brodie and Cody showing to the entire world that they always had what it took to excel as main event stars. They just needed the platform to showcase their skills, and in a match where Cody got no offense, we wound up with a compelling main event and a post-match scene as chaotic as anything since the debut of Mike Tyson on Dynamite.

This has more ways it can go and it can lead to far more positives for more people. Anna Jay vs. Brandi is a given, and you can get a few good matches out of the Dark Order against the Natural Nightmares. Cody vs. Brodie Lee went from "just another TNT Title match" in its short buildup to something with a sinister edge to it, and the Dark Order group finally feels like a top-notch group with a few flaws to it rooted in the group's iffy pre-Brodie Lee days, but still anchorded by a main event talent in Brodie Lee and one of the most versatile tag teams in the world in Evil Uno and Stu Grayson.

AEW's Saturday Night Dynamite may have been a sly way to pay homage to the history of Jim Crockett Promotions and WCW on Turner networks, but it wound up being a signficant show in the company's history in ways no one could have predicted going in. AEW needed something that felt important with a erratic timeslot change due to the NBA schedule and delivered in spades with a show that laid the groundwork for a new chapter in the company's history with Cody on the shelf and All Out only weeks away. However, if the age-old story of the tourtise and the hare has taught us anything, it's that a hot start isn't enough. AEW needs to follow through and capitalize on the momentum with more solid storytelling. 

The more AEW makes you care about its characters, the stronger their foundation will be in the future. So far, they have done an admirable job at doing so while also making a lot of mistakes and correcting course. Nowhere is that more evident than in the Dark Order itself, which now has the ability to look strong as it sheds its sillier trappings like the masked followers and human thrones. Time will tell the tale for AEW, but in a world with so much darkness, it feels great to have hope that pro wrestling can still tell compelling, multi-faceted stories in North America. It will take more than that to build the show's audience over time, but that will help make capturing new fans a lot easier as you can watch the show and get absorbed in the characters.

Sunday, December 20, 2020

WWE TLC 2020

 After 40 minutes of video packages, we get an 8-man tag with Bryan, Big E, Otis, and Gable face Sami, Cesaro, Sami, and Corbin with Blake and Cutler. Corey is great saying that Sami is the champion of all continents! Bunch of not much until E takes out Sami and wins. Sami as a chickenshit heel is great. WWE Title starts things off and it's 12 minutes in before we get action thanks to filler. We get some walking and brawling before chairs and ladders are brought in with tables for the sake of it. Calf slicer with a chair for some reason. Nice spot where AJ runs a table into Drew's knee and goes for a run-up forearm, but Drew catches him for a center-to-corner belly to belly into a ladder in the corner. AJ gets chucked through a table over the top and Miz powerbombs Drew through a table and now it's a triple threat TLC match. Miz gets carried off the ladder like a baby by Omos and Morrison bonks him with a chair, that breaks. AJ and Miz get tossed off the top of a ladder and somehow Miz falls INWARD and can still eat a claymore while AJ bumps to the floor. Unreal. FORTY MINUTES IN and Drew has retained. 

Heyman says there will be carnage and Roman retains. Spoiler and such.I like that Heyman has ALWAYS, even in the Brock feud, LIKED Roman due to his family - so this turn with him being by his side works into all that nice and neatly. Long Sasha-Carmella recap leads to HOLDS and boring shit. Three amigos and a frog splash get 2 for Sasha. Spiking X-Factor gets 2 for Carmella. Avalanche rana into a sunset flip by Sasha gets 2.  Code of Silence turned into the crossface and then a cattle mutilation crossface looks slick - but Sasha gets to the rope. Reginald saves buy SASHA HITS A METEORA. SUPERKICK PARTY ON THE FLOOR gets 2.9. Bank statement wins it. This was good-ish at points. We get a great wacky bit with Billie Kay giving Asuka her resume, but lying on it about knowing Japanese and Asuka tells her the spot's filled. Hurt Business wins it - SHELTON GETS AN ACTUAL TITLE REIGN AGAIN! 

Women's tag title is up and Charlotte returns, having lost some significant implant-related weight. She looks worlds better more natural. Asuka's a face in peril and Charlotte wins it. KO jumps him from the front..as ya do as a babyface. Brawling and garbage. Roman needs to steal Rhino's corner grab to corner-table spear. POWERBOMB ON A LADDER by Roman. Roman wins it. Orton vs. Bray is up and Orton PREVENTS THE MALLET. Bray gets an axe handle and sets it ablaze, but Orton blocks it and draping DDTs him on the floor. RKO INTO THE MANDIBLE CLAW! Bray is set ablaze, but he runs into an RKO. Randy douses him in gas and then gets matches that are on the dasher boards. Then he sets him on fire more and flames shoot up and whatever the fuck.

Wednesday, December 9, 2020

AEW Dynamite 12-9-20 - Shaq and Sting Speak


We start off strong with the Bucks against the Hybrid 2.  TH2 jumps them and gets an early edge, but the Bucks get a double hiptoss and stereo dropkick. Nick hits Angelico with a run-up armdrag. Acclaimed gets Jack tossed into them off a sunset bomb to the floor. Risky Business hits for 2 and Angelico kicks out to a "this is awesome" chant. DOOMSDAY DEVICE ON THE RAMP BY THE BUCKS! SUPERKICK PARTY TAKES OUT ANGELICO, BUT IT ONLY GETS 2.9! Angelico gets the rolling kneebar! Bucks recover and end it with a BTE trigger, but it was a war. This got TH2 over great. MJF says he'll hurt Orange take out the favorite of many not-so-smart marks. 


We get an ink blot test with Darby building up Cage vs. Darby for the TNT Title. Cody comes out and Tony chats him up before STING RETURNS. We get snow on the camera and Arn gives the mic to Tony, who wants to leave but Sting demands a hug. Sting gives him props for Tony putting him over so big last week. He says that he feels home here and he's come full circle being back on TNT and calls Cody kid. Varsity Blondes get a jobber intro against FTR, whose tron should not be full-screened. FTR runs through Griff for a bit before Air Pillman hits in desperation. Griff lands a giant stinger splash and a spear hits 2. Dax avoids another Air Pillman and Dax brainbusters him. Goodnight Express ends it. Fun match. FTR talks shit to the Jurassic Express. Marvez meets with Page about a six man tag and he has no partners. Reynolds and Silver meet with him at the bar and say he has no one else - so he agrees and it's ONE MATCH. 

Preston Vance/10 is out to face Dustin, who wins after some great punches and a silky-smooth bulldog.  Here, you are the THIRD MOST IMPORTANT RHODES!" Tremendous. "Will you become SEVEN OF THE DARK ORDER!?" Tony - HE DOESN'T WANT TO BE THAT NUMBER! He slaps Uno, but Uno doesn't sic the dogs on him. Good stuff. Tony chats with Shaq and Brandi, WHO IS OFFENDED THAT SHAQ GETS PUT OVER. Shaq is all soma'd up here and sounds bored. Brandi gets all pissed at Shaq for putting Jade over and throws water on him after saying she's sick of his shit and he's an overgrown asshole. So Brandi's the heel, right?

MJF talks shit about Sammy and Jericho says HEY WE WATCH THE SHOW and he knows MJF came down with the towel and MJF says swear to God, he had sweat on his brow... Cash takes the blame for losing the tag titles and Tully says he wasn't there - they're invincible together. Lance and the Lucha Bros battle the Fam, with Butcher and Lance A CLUBBERIN. Double team powerbomb/neckbreaker takes out Fenix, but ARCHER KICKS ASS AFTERWARDS. Jade, Nyla, and Vickie beat up Red Velvet. Abadon comes out to face Tesha Price, who is scared to death of her. Gori neckbreaker/Victoria's finish ends it. Shida defends her with a kendo stick. 

Jericho says they'll join MJF at ringside to ensure that THE SON OF A BITCH ORANGE CASSIDY LOSES. OMEGA AND HIS COPTER ARRIVE. Don says that he was there for Montreal and THE SCREWJOB THEY DID WAS BIGGER. They basically repeat the Impact promo. Callis is so great - and I like that if you want a head canon for all this, Callis leaves the broadcast position right around when Kenny starts turning his back on Page... MJF bum-rushes OC to start but OC gets a flying DDT off the second rope. Butterfly shoulderbreaker hits for MJF. MJF uses the ropes, but the Best Friends point it out. MJF gets the bat, but OC IS TOO LAZY TO USE IT and pockets his hands and bumps for it before MJF gets it. BEACH BREAK HITS FOR 2.9! SALT OF THE EARTH, but OC evades. ORANGE PUNCH! 2.9! A SECOND ONE TAKES HIM OUT FOR 2.9 THANKS TO WARDLOW SAVING HIM! THEY BE CLUBBERIN! Miro takes out OC AND MJF WINS IT! MIRO WHIPS A BUNCH OF ASS. This ruled.


 

Wednesday, December 2, 2020

AEW Dynamite 12/2/20 - Moxley vs. Omega Winter is Coming

 


The Dynamite Diamond battle royal is up to start - but the winner of the battle royal doesn't get the ring. Instead, the last two men have a match next week - so it's basically like the gauntlet for the gold in Impact. This wasn't done last year, but this fits a Sammy-MJF match nicely. Matt throws out Kassidy as they shill Statefarm. Reynolds and Silver hit a stunner/German combo before Hangman lariats Serpentico out before a tremendous celebration by Silver.


Spears is out, but Tully loads up the glove anyway to likely take out Sky. And boom, he's out! Quen and Hardy take out Silver with Hardy celebrating. Dark Order prevents Hangman's elimination, but MATT TAKES HIM OUT ANYWAY! Miro beats up OC and tosses Joey and Lee around. Inner Circle stands in the corner and Joey takes an AMAZING bump for the spinout uranage. Miro interrupts Silly String and takes out Matt and Quen and Joey! Hoss warfare between Wardlow and Miro before everyone gangs up on Miro and they send him out. Sammy and Jungle Boy have tremendous exchanges on the apron before MJF tosses Jack out but BY GOLLY SAMMY IS OUT TOO! Wardlow, MJF, and OC are remaining. 

Wardlow saves MJF, but MJF is pissed and Wardlow is taken out with an Orange Punch as is MJF. OC takes out Wardlow, so next week is MJF vs. Orange Cassidy, with MJF having to essentially defend his diamond ring as if it's a title. I love it. Kaz is out in a slick SCU black and yellow basketball jersey to face Jericho! Jericho comes out in a tremendous black and gold jacket before they start off with some stalling and a long headlock. Triangle dropkick is avoided by Kaz and he drops him for an over the top legdrop!



Codebreaker hits! DOUBLE BICEP BY JERICHO. Lionsault meets knees and a legdrop gets 2 for Kaz. Flux Capacitor hits for 2.5! Codebreaker countered into a Walls by Kaz and Ortiz tries to madball him, but Hager tells him to stop. Wardlow and MJF ARE OUT WITH A TOWEL! Tremendous callback there to Jericho-Cody and Sammy prevents the towel usage. Judas Effect hits and ends it. Great match and a fantastic story piece for the Inner Circle with MJF framing Sammy for the towel. Jericho tells them to cut the shit because if they can't all get along in a week, they're splitting up forever. 


Bucks are with Marvez and he asks about their match next week with TH2 and Nick asks him if he remembers being superkicked and Matt says that they're going to be fighting champions. If they can beat the champs, they'll get a shot. The Acclaimed come in and bury the book before battle rapping them and saying WORLDSTAR. TH2 jumps the bucks before SCU makes a save. Britt talks shit about Lelyla Hirsch before mocking her height, and getting armbarred right away. Great REBEL NOT REBA graphic.


Hirsch goes for a cross armbar, but Britt grabs a tooth. DDT hits for Britt. Britt piefaces her like Leyla gets a big LEYLA chant. Leyla suicide dives Rebel when Britt pulls her into the shot and Britt slingblades her. They're setting up a nice 1-2-3 Kid vs. Razor finish here. Leyla avoids the lockjaw and gets an armbar and a pump knee! Rebel distracts the ref for a buckle flatliner. Twisting fisherman's and the lockjaw ends it. ROSA JUMPS BRITT! Hirsch tosses Rebel and then Rosa fights with Britt more. This rules! JERRY LYNN is out and gets a big chant. Great stuff all round. Team Taz vs. Darby and Cody is up. WWE-esque 2 seconds of action before a break. 


Starks chases Darby right into a Hobbs bodyblock. Hobbs beats the shit out of Darby and man is he a great babyface in peril. Darby is such a great face in peril. Shame this match is set up to make Cody, WHO DARBY BEAT, into the star instead of focusing on raising Darby's stock. MASSIVE reverse bearhug by Hobbs and then an EARPLEX BY HOBBS! Cody comes in and springboard-sorta dropkick hits Hobbs before a pump kick. He throws out the weight belt and Starks rakes the eyes. Cody cutter and the coffin drop end it. Good stuff. Glad Darby won in the end there. Arn comes in and slugs Starks before getting dropped. Dustin comes to make a save for Arn - which is a nice little callback to 1994 with Dustin being willing to save the man.





STING COMES OUT AND IS AMAZING. We get he and Cody, Darby, and Arn in staredowns. Tremendous stuff. Shida will face Abadon next week and she mocks her for being a cosplayer and then gets spooked and wants to do that over, but Alex can't do it since they're live. Lance teams with the Lucha bros to face Kingston and the Butcher and Blade. Sting speaks next week AND IT MIGHT BE WITH TONY! Mox says it's time to make them go banana. 





Don Callis is here for the main event! Callis feels so special on these shows only being here for Omega matches.  Roberts hypes Omega's winning streak being the longest in AEW and he has just launched a supplement line! Mox is out and we get some amazing shots of them. God, this feels so big.





Kenny and Mox start off with some floatovers and we get more Statefarm plugs. Back and forth shoulderblocks with Mox sending him down. ROPE DRAGON SCREW BY KENNY. He's using Tana's tactics here with an apron dragon screw and the kotaro crusher hits for 2. Kenny rushes in AND EATS A WESTERN LARIAT! OVERHEAD CAM SHOT FOR THE KNEEBAR! Mox gets a pair of Germans! Mox gets an STF in PIP. 



Omega hits the Terminator dive, but Mox recovers and hits the shift! No cover, with Mox getting heelish and bringing chairs in. I like the line they're walking here with Moxley being heelish - but not being a heel.  He sets the chairs up for DUELING SLAPS! PUNCHES. V TRIGGER BY KENNY! Mox gets another shift but it's only good for 2.5! 


SUICIDE DIVE FROM MOX INTO AN OMEGA V TRIGGER! Tremendous! V TRIGGER TO THE NECK IN THE CORNER! Tiger driver '98 hits for 2.9! Kneeling knee and an Okada dropkick set up a RIPCORD V TRIGGER! Electric chair German gets 2 for Kenny! They fight on the floor and Kenny is tossed into a ringside heater off the top by Mox. Callis goes to check on him. Oh this is too good. You can just sense something's up and it's great. Mox tosses him in to slug away. Mox slugs Don and Kenny grabs the mic and slugs him! Mox is bloody. V TRIGGERS HIT! A THIRD! FOURTH IN THE CORNER! ONE WINGED ANGEL HITS AND OMEGA IS THE AEW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION!

Kenny and Don leave and Tony calls all this bullshit. Tremendous stuff. Don says that THIS TUESDAY ON AXS TV, Don and Kenny will tell everyone about it! Oh man, this is going to be good for Impact - hopefully, they can use the TNT boost to help the show and company out as a whole. This one title change may wind up doing a lot of good for wrestling overall.













Sunday, November 22, 2020

WWE Survivor Series 2020 - Undertaker's Farewell


Pre-show battle royal has Miz and Morrison being hyped up thanks to the case. "The Miz is a threat..." - TREMENDOUS comedy so far. Rey and Kalisto go at it and apparently Kalisto now says he's the greatest luchador ever. Cedric and Ricochet battle on the apron. WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU A TAKE A HALF AND HALF SUPLEX ON THE APRON IN THIS MATCH!? I love the GIANT USA text on the back of the Raw shirts. Kinshasa takes out Apollo with Elias holding the leg. Belly to belly chain by Gable and takes out Dom, but Miz sneaks up and wins it. Riveting.

Wednesday, November 18, 2020

AEW Dynamite 11-28-20 - PAC vs. The Blade!

 

The Equalizer is the pre-Dynamite movie. No New Jack as Denzel's best friend tho. Bucks face off with Top Flight to start the show off! We get a video package on them DMing the Bucks and getting a shot based off a video they put together. Darius avoids two superkicks by Nick and Daunte gets a launcing gamenguiri. Daunte backflip leapfrogs and avoids a superkick with a leg catch. BUCKLE BOMB TO ONE BROTHER ON ANOTHER! Corner double stomp in one corner to a corner backstabber! Step-up tornillo after Nick's sent into Matt on the apron. Funky flip into a rana gets 2! Assisted sliced bread gets 2 for Nick. CRUCIFIX OFF THE BANG FOR YOUR BUCK FOR 2.999! BTE Trigger to Daunte ends it. THIS RULED! TH2 jumps Top Flight! Good stuff - Top Flight couldn't beat THE GUYS, but can beat TH2 and still get showcased. 

Inner Circle slays Vegas and Jericho and MJF get into another pissing contest and Jericho challenges him to 100 grain alcohol. Konnan gets the boys high in the limo and Hager and Wardlow beat up goons. AEW Boundless video package airs. Mox says it's been a crazy ride for 16 years, but now he's been champ and it's all due to his dad being a brick shithouse. He was picked up at the police station and he didn't hit him - he said "we're the good guys". Also, RENEE IS PREGNANT! OC vs. Kip with Miro on commentary. Regular OC to start before Kip turns it into a wrestling match and nails a triangle enzuiguri. OC avoids it again and a DIVING DDT SPIKES HIM! PK to OC gets 2! Cradle Shock gets 2 for Kip. Pop-up GTS hits for Kip, but the mouse trap ends it! Miro jumps OC and the Best Friends save.

Tony is mid-ring for the Kenny-Mox signing. Kenny is hyped as the WON HOFer and the Cleaner is out but Mox isn't. Mox is in the back and out cold. Kenny signs the contract after the pen botches. Elvis joins the Inner Circle and MJF has his scarf wrapped around his forehead. We get a Hangover skit in Vegas with Sammy marrying three women. Jericho announces that he and Hager face SCU next week. Blade baseball slides PAC when Butcher distracts him. Blade almost drops him on his head on a rope-assisted gordbuster. Doctor bomb gets 2.5 for Blade. FOREARM BATTEL! MASSIVE superplex for Pac gets 2. SSP to the back into the Brutalizer ends it! Pac prepares to cut a promo on Kingston, who distracts him from the desk so Butcher can attack him. Fenix lays into The Fam and Penta comes down and clears the ring of everyone surrounding Fenix 

Cargill Pillmanizes Brandi's left arm backstage. Deeb vs. Rosa is hyped up showing Deeb's retention on Full Gear while Rosa won last night on Dark. Rosa gets a nice shotgun knee for 2. Serena gets a draping neckbreaker. Rosa wants an apron DVD, but EATS AN APRON SPEAR INSTEAD FOR 2! Rebel distracts Aubrey and Britt fisherwoman's her on the ramp! Stacked powerbomb gets 2! NECK CRANK OUT OF A COUNTER BY DEEB! INVERTED OLYMPIC SLAM BY ROSA GETS 2! Arm capture pancake ends it for Deeb - this started off boring, but got great real quick! Rosa kicks Britt's ass on the floor! We get John Silver and Anna Jay and he puts her over as being in the top five thanks to the Dark Order and she'll get a title shot next week against Shida.

Darby sets himself on fire for his pre-match video. Okay. Taz burying Cody for his insane entrance is good shit. Cody gets a new shirt mocking Shaq's Papa John's box. SLAPFIGHT WITH DARBY AND RICKY! Ricky gets sent down off a stiff one. Cage hits a hiptoss backbreaker on Cody. Starks is so far ahead of the game and he felt like a natural in the main event slot AFTER TWO WEEKS. Darby yoshi tonics Cage for 2! Discus lariat to Darby and a superkick to Cody by Cage! AVALANCHE DRILLCLAW TO DARBY ends it. This is how you build up a TNT Title challenge. Team Taz attacks after the bell but WILL HOBBS MAKES THE SAVE! Hobbs holds the FTW Title high AND SMASHES CODY WITH IT. Tremendous!

 


Sunday, November 15, 2020

WCW Clash of the Champions 21


It's F4W Board watchalong time! Steamboat and Douglas face Barry and Dustin for the titles, and RUDE FACES STING IN THE KING OF CABLE TOURNEY! Paul E faces Madusa and Johnny B faces Scotty Flamingo in a boxing match. We get the weigh ins with Madusa and Paul before they throw to BILL WATTS who talks about of course, Erik and we see Pillman play fake babyface with a bum wheel and then beats up Brad in the most 1992 sweater ever. IT'S ON! He takes his knee out with a crutch and Pillman chopblocks the knee to end it. TREMENDOUS. 


We get a recap of Madusa's face turn and she beats the shit out of a guy in training. Madusa vs. PAUL E. DANGEROUSLY is getting a better build than anything we've seen all year. Heyman does pushups on a guy and the Alliance gives him an easy win. Heyman talks shit and the Alliance leaves him without him knowing and Heyman says Madusa will be sacrificed to the LORD AND MASTER OF MANHOOD, PAUL E DANGEROUSLY! Anderson and Eaton face Kensuke Sasaki and GODDAMMIT MOTHER OF FUCK ERIK WATTS!


HAYES IS RUNNING FASTER THAN I'VE SEEN IN AT LEAST 15 WATCHALONGS! It must be the power of fear over THE SON OF THE COWBOY WALKING TALL! Watts runs wild on everyone because hey, his dad's the booker so fuck it, just sell. STF makes Eaton tap out, and to be fair to Erik, he did a nice monkey flip into a ground and pound and his STF looked good.


At least Erik's STF isn't awful. Johnny B's gear is good. And so are his trunks. Can't wait to see what Scott's wearing. If anything can out-1992 Pillman's sweater, it's that. Vinnie Vegas cuts an awful promo hyping up Scotty while Legally Not Don King...appears to be recreating the Ring King BJ deal. Jesse hypes up that Johnny beat RAZOR RUDDICK as an amateur while Ross lusts after the ring girl. 




Johnny jabs him to the floor before Vinnie distracts and Johnny lariats and boots him! They load up Scotty's glove with water and BOOM he nails him! THAT'S IT!? JOHNNY LOSES HIS SPECIALTY MATCH!? Well that's one way to build a babyface. BATTLEBOWL EXPLANATION! Lethal lottery hype with Johnny and Cactus facing Spivey and Van Hammer! Ron Simmons and the unnamed Too Cold Scorpio face off with Tony Atlas in sweats, Cactus Jack, and Barbarian. We get a lot of plodding from Tony with and a 450 from Scorp to Tony ends it. Well, that's who should win this one and who should lose it. 


Ron puts over his secret weapon - TOO COLD SCORPIO! He gives Ron props for giving him the shot tonight. WCW felt so far ahead of the WWF athletically in '92 and '93 thanks to Scorpio. Z-MAN AND JOHNNY GUNN ZZ Top video airs with generic ZZ Top-ish music. This is right out of Memphis in '86 and they did a great job with a ZZ Top ripoff. Would've been nice if they could've made more than like 20 seconds of music for it tho. Rude looks 20 years older without the 'stache. JESSE VENTURA ARM WRESTLING TOURNEY RECAP! 



 

"It is set for FIVE MINUTES IN LENGTH!" How have Jesse and JR not at least cracked 15 jokes at this? Paul E. knocks out someone dressed as Madusa with his phone. He KOs Mike Thor after saying HE WANTS WHAT EVERYONE ELSE IN THE LOCKER ROOM GETS - a kiss. Madusa jumps him and sends him down with a kick. She kicks Hayes on the apron. Hayes has worked harder tonight on the sidelines than he has on any watchalong show yet. Paul runs away and she carries him back. Hayes trips her and Heyman kicks her. AXEHANDLE AFTER A POSE and Madusa is just up and slugs him. MISSILE DROPKICK! He bails showing off his bald spot at 26. "Madusa looked very proficient at pulling his pants off!" They missed the shot before and now we see him hitting Thor. 


KING OF CABLE TOURNEY RECAP! ANOTHER TOURNAMENT RECAP. CMLL would be proud. VADER BEATS TONY ATLAS! Vader and Harley talk about him holding more World titles than anyone alive or dead. Larry, Hiro, and Ole are the judges for Sting vs. Rude. Ole is Ole and looks pissed at the world and Rude cuts a promo on these STING-LOVING SLEAZEBAGS AND BOW TO YOUR KING OF CABLE! 


Rude goes up for a gut buster and Sting...misses the gut. Nails it the second time around. Sting STALLS and Jesse should be talking about Larry should love that. Jesse notes that Sting is working on the ribs and Larry takes a note of that and definitely not a girl in the front row with daddy issues. Rude's overhand-style clubbing punches are great. Rude gets a gordbuster on the rope and he gets hung up and STING SOCCER KICKS HIM. This is something Fenix needs to steal ASAP. Rude gets a camel clutch, but misses a hip drop after hitting a few! 

Rude locks on a bearhug! We get some stalling and Rude gets a few knees and wants the Rude Awakening, but the stinger splash hits and scorpion is locked on as time runs out. So underlying it, Rude's knees ACTUALLY WORKED at stalling the clock and preventing Sting's win. OLE IS THE DECIDING VOTE AND gives Sting the win! Rude jumps him and eats an atomic drop.


Steamboat and Shane are out and Shane's in a dreadful jacket. Now, I'm sure he's cutting a promo on getting his tailor's ass franchised for not CUTTING THE FUCKING JACKET! THE LIGHTS GO OUT because either It's WCW or someone hit a transformer. I love the joy that Jesse takes in knowing that SOMEONE will cheat. It keeps you glued to that one point if nothing else. Dustin and Shane tie-up in the corner while Ross talks about how these young men love to follow the rules. God, what pussies! I'm shocked they aren't making each other s'mores mid-ring. Doe-see-doe armdrags and they miss dropkicks. 

Steamboat and Barry are in. Awkward hiplock to the floor by Steamboat to Barry. Dustin works on Shane before we get DUSTIN VS. STEAMBOAT! Dustin gets 2 off a sloppy small package. Dustin goes low on a leapfrog and it's a great move in a babyface vs. babyface match - with Dustin not going for a pin and Barry is pissed. Barry's in and gets an inverted atomic drop and Steamboat's selling on it is PERFECT. Dustin comes in and Barry slugs him leading to SHANE BELLY TO BELLYING BARRY TO END IT. Shane and Steamboat win it and Barry's a heel! Dustin and Barry argue and BARRY KICKS HIM AND SLUGS HIM! DDT! We get a great promo from Ricky Steamboat and also Shane Douglas is there too.






 




Wednesday, November 11, 2020

AEW Dynamite 11-11-20 - THE LANDSCAPE CHANGES


 The show starts off with a simple, classy Veterans Day graphic before a new full-on intro airs. Team Taz is out for Cage vs. Sydal before Taz knocks Darby and Cody and he puts over Cage as a man who's gonna take out a guy who's respected all over the world and who has wins over stars like Chris Jericho. Ex talks about Darby being in the stands with tacks on him so he doesn't get jumped. 


Cage goes for a press, but Sydal enzuiguris him into the corner before landing a sliding dropkick in the corner. Cage lands a full bodylock overhead belly to belly! Taz says he's tired of Cody being so full of himself. Corner lariat, elbow, and gamenguri by Cage! Cage goes for a flying rana and eats a powerbomb that Cage gets up from before bumping again. METEORA ON THE RAMP! Quad kicks lead to a question mark kick and the sliding Angle slam for 2. Cage avoids another and drills him with a lariat. Drillclaw countered into a rana by Sydal for 2! Jumping knee hits and Sydal dives into a suplex and drillclaw. "VICTORRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!" - Taz is so fun.



Starks gets on the mic and says it's now about the TNT Title and the card is recapped and we'll get Kingston on commentary for the Fenix-Penta main event. Cody comes out and congratulates Darby before saying he doesn't want a rematch now - but may want one now. Jade Cargill comes in and says she's the total package and Cody said he was a giant killer - but there's nothing giant about him. This gets THE BEST reaction from a fan and then she tells him to knock his giant killer shit off. The giant is Shaq and Brandi says that she's a bitch and now she's her problem. She tells her to leave her stage and not return unless she calls for her, HEFFER! 



Cage comes in and powerbombs Cody before Starks attacks and Darby comes in! THUMBTACK JACKET COFFIN DROP TO STARKS! TACK BODYBLOCK TO CAGE! Hobbs comes out to even the odds. Bunkhouse match is next! Page vs. Omega is hyped up and recapped. Marvez chats with Mox in an echo chamber. Mox says the belt represents everyone who's disenfranchised - and that's why he couldn't quit on Saturday. Mox says he beat Kenny once, but it takes someone special to beat him twice - and he is. He is the greatest wrestler in the world. MOX VS. OMEGA IS SET FOR DECEMBER 2 ON DYNAMITE! 







WE GET DUSTIN IN STREET CLOTHES IN A BUNKHOUSE MATCH. All seems right with the world right now. Ex calls Butcher Bunkhouse Butch and Ross says Bunkhouse Butcher is a great name and Ex says you should make him in the AEW game. GUITAR SHOT TO QT! QT is sliced open AND IN A WHITE SHIRT TO BOOT. Allie struggles to handcuff Dustin. DUSTIN RUNS WILD after Bunny mocks QT.

Okay, this whole bunkhouse set reminds me of Spring Stampede. AEW needs something legally different, but close to it. Blade and QT go at it! QT Marshall hits a lariat! BULLDOG OFF THE STAGE! ELBOW OFF THE TOP OF A LADDER FROM QT TO BLADE FOR 2.9! Chain-whip cutter by QT! Blade gets bopped into Bunny, who falls through a table and Blade eats a chain shot and cutter to end it. THIS RULED! Butcher and Blade need to be like the Brass Knux tag champs are something - they are THE BEST at this tyle.





Matt says that Sammy has his respect now and his confidence took a shot at All Out, but he had to do what he had to in order to survive. HE IS ICONIC and don't squander what he gave you. Pseudo-heel Matt Hardy is great stuff. We get a goofy rock video for MJF joining the Inner Circle and Jericho's theme is sung with Peter Avalon being all goofy in the crowd. He calls out the OGs and Sammy isn't there. MJF says that he's been in the industry FIVE YEARS and his father gave him a small loan of a million dollars.

"I got a small loan from my father for one million dollars..."
"I wrote a poem and I think my...homies...in Proud and Powerful will Dig. It." He gets called out for ripping off Drake and he throws a surprise party for Jericho. MJF says NEXT WEEK, WE'RE GOING TO VEGAS! 



We get a Bucks-FTR hype video and Matt says that he saw a video from Top Flight and says that this team of brothers will face them NEXT WEEK. Shawn Spears is out to face Scorpio Sky with JR giving us a weather report from Jacksonville. Cody and Darby face Team Taz next week. Good back and forth before Sky jumps up and Spears run-up suplexes him. They run up the steps on the floor and Sky hits a superman punch, but eats a superkick. Sky goes for a TKO and it gets countered into a sunset flip before Sky gets a sharpshooter. Spears loads up the glove and THE GOOD HAND ends it!
Sky gets the glove off him and IT'S EMPTY. 


Dasha chats with Kenny, but he runs off before they could get him on-camera. Kenny chats with Marvez, who gets to him before he can leave. Kenny says the reality of things is he has to no longer be an afterthought and he needs to be ready to once again be in the top spot in pro wrestling. He says it's time for deja vu and hey, they've never had a regular match - so they're zero-zero IN A REAL WRESTLING MATCH, which makes sense since that match was unsanctioned! 


Tay Conti vs. Red Velvet with Tay landing a few judo throws. 619 shotgun knees by Red and a stunner gets 2. Stereo Cro Cop kicks! Anna gives Tay a chair and she kicks it out. Spotlight kick...misses? Maybe and Tay gets a BTE-trigger pump kick Gory special knee ends it for Tay. Good-ish little match there. Jericho buries Marvez for only going to OLD VEGAS with Bill Apter. Sammy shows up and says he got an e-mail to go to the beach and MJF says it was to be here. MJF says he's got his ticket - and hey, it's on me! Tremendous stuff here. 


Eddie is out and gets  a giant "EDDIE" chant before he says he knows his name. He says that Mox made him say he quit and he has to live with that - BUT HE'LL NEVER STOP AND HE WILL BE WORLD'S CHAMPION! KICKSAPLENTY to start off Fenix-Penta! Standing tombstone lock by Penta! Penta rips at his OWN BROTHER'S MASK! Ex brings up that Eddie has brought out something he never thought possible out of them.

Run-up sole butt by Fenix! Penta tosses him to the floor but eats a gamenguri. DOUBLE JUMP RANA BY FENIX! Ex hypes up DVD RELEASES of their PPVs in 2020. FENIX RIPS UP ON PENTA'S MASK and now Eddie shows that he prefers Penta because he wants Fenix DQed for that but was okay with Penta doing it. TORNILLO TO THE FLOOR BY FENIX! DOUBLE JUMP SWANTON FOR 2 BY FENIX! Eddie talks about Tracy Smothers telling him to always hook the leg. PACKAGE PILEDRIVER ON THE APRON BY PENTA! ANOTHER ONE MID-RING ENDS IT. This was even better than the first match. 




Eddie mocks the mark chants and says they just saw two of the best FIGHTING for competition. MY BEST FRIEND YOU DID IT YOU ARE THE BEST! He kicks Fenix to the floor. Wow. PAC IS BACK! PAC VS. KINGSTON ON THE MIC! I love that each guy is a character babyface in some way and going back, you've got PAC as the original ally of Penta and now he's got to go through the Fam in facing the Blade. What a show this was. Damn!