AEW may have lost the Bash at the Beach name - but Breach Break is honestly nearly as good and they've already done beach-themed shows without that name like the first Fyter Fest. The tag team title shot battle royal starts us off. Bucks double superkick Private Party before Johnny Hungy waves and Silver takes out Hager. Luchasaurus kicks and headbutts dudes. Uno hits an END OF DAYS! MJF tosses out Nick and the Bucks are gone! Tarzan Boy singalong is tremendous. IN 2021, folks are singing to Tarzan Boy! MJF takes him out and pounds his chest! Sammy and Jericho are here still and JR brings up them as Le Sex Gods. JERICHO ELIMINATES SAMMY, who was blocked by Darius. Springboard attempt is met with a Judas Effect - MJF and Jericho face the Bucks at Revolution. Sammy is pissed! This ruled!
Jade Cargill hype video airs. Tony brings out Sting and Darby and Darby vs. Joey is announced for next week. Taz says that they're banned from the building tonight due to beating up some staff and Sting says he's got the fire. Britt vs. Rosa hype video leads to Rosa just flying in after Britt, who wants lockjaw right away. SHOTGUN DROPKICK BY ROSA! Corner cannonball leads to Britt working on the knee and then a brawl on the floor. DEATH VALLEY BOMB ON THE RAMP!
They're working hard here. SLINGBLADE BY BRITT! Superkick gets 2 for Britt. Rosa goes for the fire thunder driver, but Britt counters it into an air raid crash for 2! Rosa gets a crucifix, which Britt turns into a lockjaw attempt before getting another DVD for 2! Rebel takes the second buckle pad off and Rosa takes the hold off and avoids a distraction schoolboy loss as it only gets 2. CORNER FLATLINER INTO THE EXPOSED STEEL! Lockjaw ends it. This was fantastic!
Page is out and HE LOST $400 ON STOCKS! JR asks Ex if he has a compound like Matt and he says no, he has a townhouse. Ex says that Hangman got some of his first booking in Matt's OMEGA group. Luther pulls Hangman off the rope, but he eats the floor and Page gets a buckshot and Matt blind tags himself in to win. Love it. Hangman looks annoyed at Matt for trying to hug him and we get a runthrough of the Japanese and US sides of the women's title eliminator tourney.
Jericho and MJF go to celebrate, but Sammy's pissed and MJF has Wardlow send the cameraman out and blocks the door. WEDDING TIME! JAMES MITCHELL IS THE OFFICIANT! "He's a minister and he could be sinister!" Kip gives the most pigheaded vows ever about how hot she is. They kiss and Miro is annoyed by the large box and he is not a fan of surprises. He destroys it and tells Charles to clean it up. Miro gets shackled to the rope and PENELOPE GOES INTO THE CAKE! CASSIDY IS IN THE CAKE! BEACH BREAK ON BEACH BREAK!
We get Shaq clips on an NBA talking head show. Holy shit this Shaq clip is dragging EVEN IN CLIP FORM. That match is now moved from Revolution to the March 3 Dynamite. MOX VS ARCHER NO DQ BRAWL IS UP! Archer beats up Avalon and Kingston beats up lumberjacks instead of fighting Archer. Lance gets the spinning Vader bomb for 2. BLACKOUT ON BUNNY, but EDDIE HITS THE BACKFIST! JAKE DOES SOMETHING TO ANGELICO and falls. BUTCHER AND BLADE BRAWL WITH BEAR COUNTRY! BEAR COUNTRY VS. BUTCHER AND BLADE IS GOING TO BE HOSS WARFARE! Blackout ends it - this ruled!
Tully cuts a pissed-off promo about Jack tattling on them while wearing an absurd jacket. They say they're not bad men - but have to wonder what bad men would do...as they leer over at a kidnapped Marko. Joey hypes up his match with Darby, and it should be a great one. Not The Bullet Club is out and Don gets cut off before he can speak. PAC and Fenix of the Death Triangle are in the stands for THE MOX. Ex hypes up the Death Triangle as a modern day version of the triangle of power in AJPW involving Dr. Death. Ex TRYING to keep JR informed by using things he can understand - like Dr. Death.
Kenny prevents Pac from hitting a move to Doc off the top and Doc slams him. Mox avoids a Doc powerbomb and gets a figure 4 before Karl breaks it up. Fenix doing a masterful job creating movement for Doc. Billion kicks in a row for Doc before a diving reverse rana. Shotgun dropkick by PAC! GOOD BROTHERS EAT STEREO MOONSAULTS! SNAPDRAGON OFF THE TOP from Kenny to Fenix after he trips him on the rope. OMEGA HITS A PARADIGM SHIFT, BUT A 450 FROM PAC BREAKS IT UP! Karl goes for a gun stun, but MOX HITS ONE! Fenix moonsault to KA gets 2! BANG GOODNIGHT INTO THE MAGIC KILLER ENDS IT FOR FENIX! LANCE IS OUT TO HELP THE FACES! KENTA IS OUT AND HITS A GTS TO MOX! AEW and New Japan have some kind of deal! Unreal! IT HAS HAPPENED!
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