Ospreay meets with Marvez to find that his tire has been punctured before taking Marvez's car. MJF gets a bunch of cheerleaders for his intro and tells Swerve that he'll come for his crown when he wants and he'd better hope that moment doesn't come. He tells him to give a grave next to his dead grandmother - but make it about a football field away because the fat pig needs all the room she can get. He throws the International Title away because IT'S NOT AMERICAN and he calls himself the American Champion before unleashing a giant flag with his face in place of the stars.
Ospreay came out and says he's got a shot at ALL IN! Ospreay grabs the belt out of the trash, so the American Title name is akin to Lance naming belts after Canada. Backstage, the Elite have taken out Daniels and give themselves the man advantage in War Games with a fake coin. FTW Title time with Jericho against MINORU SUZUKI! BACK AND FORTH CHOPS! A TRILLION CHOPS and Jericho is bleeding. Ex hypes up Kobashi vs. Sasaki here and a FIGHT FOREVER and CHOP FOREVER chant breaks out.
They go to a break and MORE CHOPS ATER THE BREAK until Jericho KICKS HIM IN THE GUT! GOT THE ROPES ARE CAKED IN BLOOD and Suzuki armbars him on the ropes! Forearm exchange before an RNC attempt and Jericho avoids the Gotch piledriver and ballshots him! JUDAS EFFECT ENDS IT! This ruled! It was different and memorable and fantastic in its own way. Suzuki hits the piledriver and the goons hit the ring. They were apparently banned in the NO DQ match but SHIBATA SAVES!
Willow gets beaten up and F5's onto road cases by Kris in hot booty short jeans. Backstage, Danielson chats with Renee about talking to Doc Samson about his neck being fixable now before Jarrett intervenes He says that you overcame the odds I couldn't and how proud he was to raise his hand. Jarrett telling THE AMERICAN DRAGON IT'S TIME TO FIRE UP! A lot of people believe in him and he's at the top of the list.
Britt's out with no DMD pyro and Shida's out and we get a recap of their rivalry in AEW. Shida avoids a flash cradle and uses one to avoid the lockjaw. Britt gets a wonky lockjaw and the win. Mone is out and that Strong belt looks perfect on her frame. KAMILLE JUMPS BRITT and hits a torture rack drop!
Nick Wayne talks shit to Kip Sabian about sucking it up with having a dead father. Pac is out to face BOULDER from titty city. CORNER PUMP KICK after a suplex evade by Pac. Second rope moonsault misses for Boulder and a Pac corner uppercut hits. THE GLAMOUR is here and demolishes a jobber, who takes awkward bumps for a missile dropkick. Mayday, hip attack and the STORM ZERO ENDS IT! TIMELESS TONI RETURNS IN DISGUISE AND BRAWLS with a scar on her head! She asks her IF SHE'S PREPARED TO DIE BECAUSE SHE IS!
DEAN MALENKO narrates the Blood and Guts hype package! He's quite good at that. Perry is out with a chair and tosses it at Darby to brawl on the floor. POWERBOMB INTO THE CAGE ON THE FLOOR BY PERRY! Darby gets sent into and over a step ramp into the crowd! DARBY RECOVERS AND LARIATS HIM OVER THE BARRICADE! Trash can to the done of Darby! LAWN DART INTO A TRASH CAN IN THE CORNER! Nicholas has a chair and a giant metal case! Slingshot legdrop Demolition Decapitation hits! Darby eats a superkick into the cage and an apron PK!
Boy that 2 man advantage being lost to the ad break sure kinda kills the point of it. CHICKEN IS HERE AND GETS A GIANT DEMBOYS CHANT! Exploder to a caught Nick! Corner coffin splash into a ladder on Nick! MATT IS OUT AND DOES AN ARN DUCK WITH A SUPERKICK AND HE DDTS HIM! MATT DOMINATOR DURING A NICK DOUBLE STOMP AND THEN A NICK BACKSTABBER! Bowens is out to show what a workhorse he can be.
CUTTER BY MARK AND A DEATH DROP BY DARBY! TACK SKATEBOARD DOUBLESTOMP! SCISSORS TO THE HEAD OF JACK PERRY BY BOWENS! SCISSORS TO THE FACE OF PERRY! Okada is out with the RAINMAKER DRIVE sign. TOMBSTONE TO MARK ON THE SIGN! Rainmaker teased for a low blow and dropkick! Caster is out during a break and bonks dudes. Bucks save Okada from a double suplex onto a barb wire board Bowens goes in off a hiptoss AND A SLAM! barb wire board sandwich swanton! Bowens is out to have an Orton Backlash moment here.
DOUBLE SUPERKICK TO CASTER WITH TACKS IN THE MOUTH! Hangman's time is up but he's not out! Mark hits a corner exploder to a buck! Hangman waits until Swerve comes out to jump him! He handcuffs him to the cage! The Bucks threaten to FIRE HIM if he doesn't get in the ring. Jeff Jarrett and Billy Gunn take out Cutler and save Swerve with bolt cutters and a key! The bolt cutters give him an opening! Seated uppercut to Okada! Hiptoss into a deadlift suplex by Swerve! Between the ring punches to Hangman from Swerve and Swerve gets a staple gun but a low blow ends it! THE ELITE HAVE A CASE FULL OF STAPLE GUNS AND STAPLE SWERVE!
RAINMAKER MIDDLE FINGER IS MET WITH A STAPLE AND HE HITS A BUCKSHOT AND A HOUSE CALL! BOWENS AND NICK FIGHT UP TOP AND BOWENS FALLS OFF THROUGH FOUR TABLES! Mark Briscoe doing the Hayes DDT spot from GAB '89 with the Jay Driller
MONKEY BAR COFFIN DROP BY DARBY THROUGH A TABLE TO PERRY! Perry gets chained up and caned! MARK CHAIRSHOTS HIM IN THE HEAD AFTER DARBY SAYS LET'S GET IT STARTED! Darby has a gas can and lighter! Darby will avoid lighting him on fire to get his ALL IN MATCH and Matt gives it to him! MATT QUITS!
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