AEW ran a killer ROH show last night and has some threads here tonight including the very real chance of DUSTIN WINNING ONE MORE TITLE with the Von Erichs! Orange Cassidy is shown at the Adult Swim show. OC is out to face Johnny TV and my capture card gets all wonky. He twirls around a bit and poses in the corner. Orange Punch ends it before Willow saves OC from a Taya beating. Bang Bang Gang will take the gold back from the Patriarchy. Three-way tag with Yuta and Claudio, Top Flight, and Shane Taylor Promotions with Lee Moriarty as the new Pure champ.
Cage hit a giant full nelson slam before Lee eats a giant swing. Darius hits an F5 into an X Factor for 2! Claudio hits a Polish hammer! MEAT MEAT MEAT as Cage and Claudio clonk each other with lariats. Yuta hits a judgment slam and gets a pin with the seatbelt! This was a riot! Mark Briscoe says that he's feeling the fatigue but he isn't gonna let it get down his spirits! He asks Kyle to hold "his baby" the belt and the new member of the Conglomoration is LITTLE JAY! Big Tom is NOT AMUSED.
THE BEAST MORTOS vs. Hologram/Aramis is up and MORTOS is over huge! Mortos avoids a rana and eats a victory roll for 2. Mortos runs wild with a strike combo, neck snap on the mat and a powerslam for 2 amid a giant LUCHA LIBRE chant. FLIP DIVE WITH SO MUCH HANGTIME! THE HANGTIME, like the literal time of Mortos hanging onto him, was ungodly!
Mortos goes for the avalanche press slam BUT IT'S TURNED INTO A HEADSCISSOR, a sick springboard crucifix bomb and a cradle ends it! Goddamn this ruled! It's such a shame that Mortos excels at getting everyone else over that he'll probably never get his due. Rosa's out to face Miya World in a 20 minute time limit match. Probably won't be needed. Rosa worked heelish here and won with her new finish.
Ospreay vs. Archer is hyped up for Dynamite with a video package of their last NJPW match. ARCHER BEATS UP DUDES! Conglomeration vs. Premier Athletes is a showcase for Woods and Mark and WOODS WORKING WITH ISHII! KOR earns a tapout. Archer massacres a jobber and THIS FORMAT RULES! FTR is out to face THE MXM COLLECTION! Mansoor poses eats chops and then HOPS INTO MADDEN'S ARMS! Madden prevents the spike piledriver and Mansoor gets a cradle for 2. SHATTER MACHINE ENDS IT!
They shake and the Acclaimed's killer promo post-War Games airs. PAC vs. Lio Rush is up! Rush rana turned INTO A LIGERBOMB FOR 2! Corner kick by Rush and a Rush low stunner is met with a German for 2 as the show fades to Battle of the Belts XI. Brutalizer ends it. TIMELESS TONI IS BACK IN THE RING to face Taya Valkyrie with Ian on the call too. Toni's got short hair now and is just popping in all-white. Taya attacks on the floor with a steps meteora. TONI SLAPS HER TITS OFF!
ROAD TO VALHALA GETS 2! SHANIA PAIN CURB STOMP HITS FOR TAYA! TONI HEADBUTT AND THE STORM ZERO ENDS IT! Taya wound up with lipstick on her face and Toni's got lipistick on hers or is busted up a bit. Toni talks about the WHORE YOU ALL ADORE IS THE CHAMP!
Kip Sabian says his goal is to be the best wrestler in this company. He wants Nick Wayne whenever. WILLOW IS HERE TO SPREAD JOY AND HAPPINESS and Deonna is out to snap arms! Deonna is in slick black and neon blue and pink gear and just massacring the arm a ton. Willow WILLOWS UP before Taya comes out with a turnbuckle and the ref sees it and Rosa saves and the doctor bomb ends it!
AND THEY CALL HIM THE NATURAL and the Von Erichs are here! KEVIN IS HERE TOO and boy is there zero reason to not have this win this one in Texas. Marshall is a fantastic babyface here and Dustin ran wild afterwards! DUSTIN HITS A DESTROYER and it's shattered dreams time! Spinebuster by Bennett and a moonsault misses by Taven! SICK KICK HITS FOR 2! The ROH tags are used as a distraction for Aubrey so they bonk him with a cowbell and Nigel gets in a GODDAMMIT HE'LL BE TEXAN DEAD! SHIBATA AND KEVIN HAVE CLAWHOLDS ON! FINAL RECKONING HITS AND DUSTIN HAS GOLD ONCE AGAIN!
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