The women's tag team title final starts the show off with the Love Bombs against the Babes of Wrath and it's a fast start with physical action and TONI HITS MONGOLIAN CHOPS! Toni calls for the chickenwing on Harley WITH CHICKEN MANNERISMS! Dueling figure 4 by Mina with an Indian deathlock on the other side! WILLOW SUPLEXES TONI ON THE FLOOR! Harley hits HER FINISHING MOVE and the BABES WITH THE POWERBOMB WINS IT!
Renee chats them up and Willow says she's tired and Harley's lips are smashed up. Opps are backstage and Joe tells Eddie that his time has come - and now he'll receiver THE REAL SAMOA JOE! Mox says everything is sparking and time's running out but he's proven that he can score big. Jack Perry is out in revamped gear to get into the C2 AGAINST THE GREATEST TOURNAMENT WRESTLER EVER IN OKADA. So you know, no pressure or anything.
Running rana by Jack and a LUNATIC FRINGE ELBOW TO A STANDING OKADA! A Jack dive on the floor leaves his clutching his knee! Okada eats the knee and a tombstone from Okada leads to a COCK BITE and a snaretrap. Okada avoids the knee, lands a shortarm lariat and hits a twirling powerslam to setup THE RAINMAKER TO WIN! Possibly Perry's best match ever. Callis calls for the guys to lift Jack up and he wants to let him know that he has openings in the family...He declines AND THE BUCKS AND THE DINOSAUR HELP! BTE TRIGGER TO OKADA before Takeshita eats a superkick for Don!
Kingston says he's nervous and he likes it and he thinks of the GOAT Terry Funk winning the title 50 years ago and he hopes he makes him proud. Mark is out and says anyone who doubts him can kiss his BIG WHITE ASS which Ex says is due to all the beans and bread. Yuta is out to a FUCK YOU YUTA chant before Danny says Mark is just kinda sad and he'll have to provide for his family with a broken leg.
The Sisters of Sin beat up Hayter before Kris and a chair save. Opps are out and Swerve and Hanger are in the crowd and the dojo gets stapled up by Swerve! SWERVE'S THEME GETS NEW JACK'D throughout the opening of the match! They brawl for eons with weapons and staple guns and NOW THE BELL RINGS AND THE RULES HAVE TO BE FOLLOWED for a tornado tag. SUPLEX BY SHIBATA IN THIS RULES MATCH! SHIELD BOMB TO HOBBS THROUGH A TABLE AND THE BUCKSHOT HITS! HOUSECALL WINS IT!
DON CALLIS THREATENS TO SUE THE BUCKS but he wants an ass-whipping instead! WINNER TAGS ALL TAG! BIG STOKE says the most dangerous drug is THIS CAMERA because it's an addiction that leads to people thinking they deserve TV time! SPEEDBALL time against Fletcher and this should rule. MASSIVE SLAM ON THE BARRICADE BY KYLE TO MIKE AND HIS BACK IS JACKED! SSP KNEEDROP TO KYLE! KYLE BOMB INTO A RANA BY BAILEY! PK BY BAILEY! BUZZSAW KICK BY BAILEY GETS 2! APRON BOMB AND THE CORNER KICK AND SHEER DROP BRAINBUSTER GETS 2.9! Kyle gets a bit cheeky and LEG-TRAPPED SUNSET FLIP WINS IT FOR SPEEDBALL!
THE ELITE ARE BACK TOGETHER FOR THE MILLION DOLLAR TRIOS TAG! Kingston gets his jabs in BUT JOE FIGHTS BACK. Joe chokes him on the rope and a KINGSTON EXPLODER GETS 2! URAKEN BLOCKED AND A JOE HEADBUTT HITS. Kingston gets a cutter! URAKEN COUNTERED INTO THE CHOKE! AND IT'S OVER! Wow.
Holiday Bash has Elite vs the DCF for the money! We get a closeup of Eddie for the agony of defeat.























































