The set is gorgeous and the Blake Christian vs. Omega match is starting off! Black's a dickhead and flips him off and gets chopped hard. BODY SHOTS TO OMEGA! Middle rope Fosbury flop hits! Pair of snapdragons and a cross-legged ushigoroshi! DRAPING V TRIGGER! ONE WINGED ANGEL WINS IT. This was a blast! Speedball thanks Kenny for being an inspiration. Ricochet getting married to Samantha Irvin! And they've got him off by like half a second on the lip sync. Jericho bitches to his guys to PROVE IT!
MJF and MVP are mid-ring and MJF wants to do business and GODDAMN ARE LASHLEY AND SHELTON IN GREAT GEAR! Lashley tears the card up and MJF leaves before Bill and Keith are out. Toni and Rosa are backstage with Renee and Thunder Tits is already over. Goddamn she is just ON. Brody King is out to face Kyle Fletcher. BRODY CHOPS HIM after lurching behind him.
CHOPSAPLENTY and a boot by Fletcher. PLANCHA BY BRODY KING! HBK Elbow by Fletcher gets 2! Apron DVD! Stalling tombstone by Fletcher gets 2 before eating a giant lariat. Turnbuckle brainbuster ends it! Hobbs is out to have Davis vs. Hobbs now. MEATY LARIATS and a Davis suplex! DAVIS GETS AN ENZUIGURI BUT A SPINEBUSTER ENDS IT. Short and sweet - too short. Nick Wayne says things make sense now - but he'll say more when Christian's around. Cage and Cope taking out the Patriarchy to start and then winning the tag titles at ALL IN would be a fun story.
Hangman and Swerve bicker backstage. Also Von Wagner was on-screen briefly in the brawl with Hobbs and Davis. Tony chatted with Rated FTR and Dax rambles a bit before Cope shuts him up thank God. Dax looks like a giant G. Gordon Liddy. Dynasty now has a trios tag match with Rated FTR. Swerve calls out Mox and talks shit before Claudio stands behind Nana. Willow counters Marina and this was money overall. Jay White enters the Owen. Top Flight gets a squash win.
Mark Briscoe vs. Takeshita is up! Big forearm and a stalling superplex get 2 for Takeshita. Froggy bow misses and a German hits for Takeshita! Forearms shivers and a JAY DRILLER HITS! 2.9 WITH THE FOOT ON THE ROPE! Raging fire win and the Death Riders accept the Rated FTR challenge. MVP adds MJF to the group and IT'S TIME TO HURT PEOPLE! Rosa and Toni do a legdrop version of the Demo Decap for 2. Back and forth forearms from Ford and Rosa. HIP ATTACK TO BAYNE AND SHE'S UP! Bayne pump kick hits Ford by mistake and a cradle gets 2 on Bayne. f5 hits and wins it!
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