THE OPPS ARE OUT TO SQUASH GEEKS! Nigel gets in a "Tony, you down with OPP!? YEAH YOU KNOW ME!" Corner beatdown on Titus Alexander before the corner dropkick and PK end it with Shibata winning! Cope cuts a killer promo about NEEDING TO WIN THIS and take Mox into the trenches. Mercedes is out to do commentary for Momo's match against Deeb. Serena locks her in a wacky surfboard before she eats a buzzsaw knee and PK knee for 2. Sliding meteora gets 2.5 for Momo! Tequila Sunrise by Deeb! Pumphandle German wins it for Momo!
Ospreay talks about how he was a part of a group when he was there as a young boy and Kyle Fletcher attacked him a year ago! I AM WILL OSPREAY AND I AM ON ANOTHER LEVEL! Love it! Harvley is out to face TATEVIK! Harley gets jumped but hits THAT'S MY FINISHER to win! Fletcher talks about the cage match being more than stepping stone for him - but WILL IS IN HIS WAY! Ospreay is going to be locked in the lion's den and THIS LION IS HUNGRY AND HE WILL PAINT THE CANVAS WITH YOUR BLOOD! Infantry vs UK is up and Strong hits a cool draping spinning backbreaker. Mox cuts a bitter promo on Cope and says HE WANTS RESPECT!
There aren't words to describe how shitty Hologram's gear is compared to LITERALLY EVERYONE ELSE IN LUCHA IN 40 YEARS! Hologram is out to face Dralistico! Avalanche rana to Hologram and Aubrey is counting to 10 on the floor in Spanish! Crucifix bomb to Hologram! Dralistico lands a springboard destroyer but Aubrey nixes him using the ropes to win. Portal Bomb wins it for Hologram! Mortos jumps him before Komander saves! The Hurt Syndicate says that the Outrunners are entertaining - but THEY LIKE VIOLENT ENTERTAINMENT!
Outrunners face off against the PREMIER ATHLETES, WHO DON'T SUCK! Outrunners win after a Hurt Syndicate distraction and we see Toni get attacked by Mariah at the Queen of the Ring premiere. Garcia vs. Moriarty is up for the TNT Title. Boy is this just a belt now. Lots of good matwork before the DG piledriver ends it. Omega cuts a money promo on Callis and Takeshita to close things out.
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