Balor faces Breakker and BALOR IS A TWO-TIME IC CHAMPION!? They're in Brussels and we get an epic Cody vs. Cena hype video and Cena standing mid-ring to a LET'S GO CENA/CENA SUCKS chant that is so lout is cool. He starts off with a Twitter Cena quote and says he's been a victim for 25 years. Cena says that he changed himself for the people - BUT IT WASN'T ENOUGH. He worked hard and began to win and win and win and he spent a decade giving away everything and it wasn't enough. HE TRIED TO DO ONE NICE THING ONE LAST TIME AND THEN THEY RUINED IT! The fans sing the goodbye song! Cena cuts an avoidant promo that stings so much now.
Cody is out to a CODY/CODY RHODESSSSSSS song! Kaiser walks out backwards to face PENTA in a no holds barred match. Barricade-walk rana by Penta on the floor! ROLLING DVD BY KAISER ON THE ANNOUNCE TABLE! Rolling DVD IN THE RING GETS 2! BACKDROP OVER THE TABLE BY PENTA! Blindside forearm to the neck of Penta got 2! The Sacrifice hits! Penta superkicks a chair into his head before a Mexican destroyer on the chair! Penta driver wins it! Penta wants the IC Title! Finn wishes the JD girls well next week and Dom and Finn's distracting grey beard are something else. Dom wants Penta to join and I like that Finn is mad because HE'S GOING TO WIN IT!
Ivy beats up Kai with some ground and pound. LOW GERMAN BY IVY FOR 2! GTK by Kai wins it. Iyo and Bianca are out to sign their WM contract before Rhea comes out and signs too after kicking ass, much to the chagrin of Pearce, who was so happy that a contract signing worked well. Jey vs. Theory is up and Jey wins quick with a spear and superkick. GUNTHER CHOKES JEY OUT! Jey choking out Gunther should be the Mania finish.
Bron BEATING DUDES VIDEO PACKAGE RULES! Pearce says you can't just write your name on the contract and Rhea says you can get the contract when she's in the match. Creeds face Rey and Dragon Lee. "That could have been Del Wilkes or Tom Brandi - HE COULD HAVE SOLD SOMEONE THE GIMMICK!" - okay now THAT is a deep cut for WWE commentary. 619 and the frog splash win it for the LWO. THE MYSTERY LUCHADOR IS HERE! Delayed German to Lee and then a flip German from Rey onto Lee and a diving headbutt onto Lee!
Seth and Punk recap leads to Seth coming out and getting his song sung SEVERAL TIMES. Okay, he's annoying as is the song, but that ruled. Seth says he's coming to SD to chat with Punk and Roman. AJ and Kross is here to stir shit up and Kross says it took AJ 17 years to get to WWE and it took Logan Paul a lot less in record time. Balor is a great heel chickenshit and gets a lot of flash cradles before eating the draping slingshot elbow lariat to the announce table! PRESS POWERSLAM GETS 2 FOR BRON! BREAKKENSTEINER AND SPEAR WINS IT! Nice Penta staredown to close the show out - a classic Raw overall thanks to the vibes of the venue.
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