Mercedes and Toni start the show off with a non-talky talk talking segment. Toni says that two things come from Texas and she's proud to be one of them - queer and Toni tells Mercedes to save the bullshit for her entrance. Toni dances around with Mone's hat and Mox says that Hangman beat him before, but he's never lost a war of attrition. Brody and Bandido vs. Kyle and Takeshita is up! Brody flies and Taz says it's like a cruise ship flying!
MISTICO VS MORTOS ON COLLISION! Fletcher sends Brody down on the floor and BRODY CHOPS KYLE! Mid-air forearm from Takeshita and the Raging Fire falcon arrow wins it! Outrunners vs. FTR is hypes up with a video recap and BIG STOKE is upset that FTR isn't in the tag title match at ALL IN. Ricochet is out AND NOT GETTING LOVE to face Blake Christian after Lee was beaten up. Pump knee by Ricochet and Blake recovers to hit a C4 for 2. Springboard 450 gets 2 for Blake. Blake walks on the backs of the Gates to attack ricochet before eating a forearm. SPIRIT GUN HITS and Vertigo wins it.
Jet Speed steals the AEW tag belts apparently and interrupts a photoshoot...in the shower room!? Maybe an Onlywrestlers shoot. Mark is out FOR THE TALKY TALK! MJF insults the poors and Mark says that he's bankrupt. HTM needs to be the Talky Talk Man and Mark says that he feels Max is going to insult Jay - but he's ready for that. BUT I'm sure he feels for his father...nah instead he pitties Jay for looking down and see what Mark's become. Max tells him that Mark should have been in the accident and Mark slugs him. Jet Speed attacks and the Hurt Syndicate's Lashley eats TWO CONCHAIRTOS TO THE KNEE by Kip and Cage! Women's gauntlet #2 entrant 4-way is up! Bayne, Thekla, Tay, and Queen. Thekla is HER in this. Wow. Queen dives on the pile for a break.
Thekla breaks up a Bayne pin at 2. FALCON ARROW GETS 2 ON THEKLA! HOLY SHIT BAYNE TOSSES THEKLA OVER THE TOP TO THE GROUP. Goddamn, Thekla's gone so hard on her selling in this and that was even crazier. SPIDERWALK SPEAR HITS FOR THEKLA! PK TO THE ROPE BY QUEEN! RUNNING LIGERBOMB TO QUEEN WINS IT FOR BAYNE! Ex talks about the strength of Texas now after the floods. Queen and Thekla brawl backstage and Mark says he'll kill MJF on Saturday!
JOE'S GONNA KILL YUTA! And he does. Main event party tag is up and I love Claudio in the main event scene. Hangman mayhem with the Bucks! SHIBATA AND CLAUDIO GO TO WAR IN THE CORNER! Claudio catches his foot on the PK AND IT'S SUPERKICK TIME! BULLDOG CHOKE TO SHIBATA! NGL kinda need AEW Party Match Titles. Swerve sorta saves Hanger BY DESTROYING THE LIMO! DISCUS LARIAT TO MOX AND THE BUCKSHOT HITS CLAUDIO! THE BUCKS WONDER HOW THEY'LL EVER FINANCIALLY RECOVER FROM THIS!
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