Saturday, August 26, 2017

AAA TripleMania XXV

This will be joined in progress based on when I get home from work. We've got five billion guys in the ring. I think it's a lumberjack elimination match. Now it's got teams in it. Team GFW is Lashley, Moose, and Jarrett - who take forever to come out. Jeff brings his tortilla gimmick with him and definitely looks like a 50 year old Jeff Jarrett body-wise. He loses quickly and then La Parka wins this and gets a cheap belt.

Mesias and Pagano had a sloppy hardcore brawl. This is just a barb wire spectacle with other shit like trash cans involved. Nothing really to it and then we get a bullshit medical stoppage. Mundo is out to "Born in the USA", so they're keeping the real music at least for the live version. Crazy shit here with Fantasma getting split open and Texano, then Mundo wins thanks to five billion run-ins and the other guys just beat the shit out of each other with chairs. Of course, Vamp comes in to make himself the true centerpiece of all this by chokeslamming Mundo and effectively showing that he's really better than the guy who holds three titles.



Psycho Clown has an awesome tron with him as an airline pilot. Giant intro setup for this thing. National anthem and A BIG BRAWL TO START. Tons of juice and it's time for a walk and brawl. Psycho misses a plancha. RIP his back. "The babies are here to see history!" The English commentary is something else.  They zoom in on Wagner so he can blade. Of course! Wagner superplex gets 2! TWO WAGNER DRIVERS GET 2.9 - but only partially due to this being the slowest ref on earth. Wagner takes the straps down and boy does he look great for 52. CODE RED ENDS IT and takes Wagner's singlet down!


Psycho Clown's baby is brought in. Dr. Wagner has a mask and says it's good and says hello to his fans. He gives Psycho for beating him with honor and gives him respect for being here with his family. He unravels his mask and says that he failed tonight and he unmasks revealing a man with a grey beard and it looks like this will all lead to Dr. Wagner Jr's son feuding with Psycho Clown.


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