So I started watching this after Impact and it has so many incredible moments. They begin by trying to park the car and Josh buries Sonjay for being a bad reverse parker despite having a backup cam - and then fails to do it himself. Then they try to find a way to pay for the space and the machine and an attendant says he'll try to get them something to vouch for the space - but they need to wait five minutes. Sonjay laments that they need to get food.
They go to WaleMania and find Mark Henry for a bit before Bryan Alvarez and Filthy Tom chat for a bit at the podcast part of WaleMania. They bump into Mark Henry and congratulate him. They run into Ken Anderson and he puts over his wife. Then James Storm comes in and cusses up a blue streak for a bit before Josh leaves when he talks about Brian Cristopher being beaten up by Chase and Chase believing that BC was a rapist.
Josh walks down and talks about getting a contact high before they bump into young drunk girls and they all say they're 21 while Josh says they look maybe 11. They go and complain about trying to find food and say that they'll try to get something from the hotel before complaining about how bad the gym is. Josh - "They don't sell wine at gas stations here!?" MVP curses a blue streak.
They finally go to the hotel and we get a shot of Josh's goofy sweater buttons. Josh is also wearing silly pre-torn jeans and the girl is practically begging them to leave so she can go home. Josh wants them to get free drinks, and they get offered wine - which Josh refuses to actually pay for and promises Sonjay he'll pay him via Paypal.
Another woman asks them what they're doing and she talks about how her husband works for Sinclair and the issues she's having with her husband. Now she says that her phone is dead and needs a ride, while they say they have Uber Eats ant not actual Uber. She says she's drunk while Josh says he hasn't had a sip tonight. Oh my God this is so great. Josh talks to Sonjay and getting all the production stuff worked out for Impact vs. LU. Josh puts over Madison working for ROH and Josh has to talk about wrestling and the woman talks about her husband Joe Claff.
The drunk woman asks about Madison and she asks if it's like the rain outside and he spells it and says "neither". "I went to broacasting school!" "I CAN TELL!" Josh is such a cunt! "SO THEY CAN HEAR MY VOICE!?" The woman mocks Ariel for his name. Josh says the fans are hilarious and mocks the fans and then she gets all pissed and tells thiem good night. Josh mocks her and then says they're off the air due to an ad popping up. NOW THE TWITCH STREAM HAS LINKEDIN STALKED THE WOMAN'S HUSBAND. And they're saying that a lot of their plans are going to change. Oh boy what a clusterfuck this has been - fun tho.
That wine is 3/4 gone between the group and this show is getting better and better. SONJAY GETS THE FOOD. HE FINALLY GETS TO EAT SOMETHING! Sonjay talks about his career with Larry Sharpe training him a bit - but really being self-trained. Sonjay buries Josh for being on Tough Enough.
The drunk woman is back! SHE HAS KEYS and they're apparently to her car, and she needs a lighter. So they suggest she get matches. "YOU'RE A BUNCH OF ASSHOLES BECAUSE I'M DRUNK AND YOU DIDN'T STOP ME!" "Did you drive?" "NO, I TOOK AN UBER!" She asks if they have kids and Sonjay says he has two kids and Josh says that he has two. She says it's hard to believe because they're having a sausage party on a Thursday night. "Impact Wrestling? WHAT'S THAT!?" "There's Any-NWO?" "Did you ever hear of TNA?" "AJ Styles, Kurt Angle!" "We're on POP TV - and used to be on Travel Channel!"Josh plugs Claire Lynch for a bit. THEY GO INTO OVERTIME and now they want to know her name.
Now they're taking Twitch use guesses on her name. I hope someone says "Elias". They mock Josh for his failed in-ring career and put over Nashville's airport for having good sushi. Sonjay's age-shaming the husband and says he looks like her grandfather. They want his Linkedin image -but his page doesn't have one. Poor Joe Klaff. What a bunch of lunacy and fun this was.
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