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Striker and Josh are commentating, with Matanza, Caleb Konley, Chavo, Moose, Jack Evans, and Sydal are out for the opening six way match. Caleb and Sydal jump Matanza, who brawls with Moose. Matanza tackles him down hard and Chavo dropkicks Moose down. Sydal moonsaults onto the pile on the floor and then Jack hits a springboard corkscrew thing onto them too. Caleb eats a sidewinder suplex and the Wrath of the Gods ends it.

Chavo gets a mic and is hard to hear, and he talks about the show's seasons and on on June 13, the show returns. Taya Valkyrie is out to face Allie. Allie goes for a handshake and gets slapped. Taya lands the shotgun knees and Allie sells it perfectly for 2. Taya locks on a kneeling dragon sleeper and a stiff chop exchange leaves them both red. Allie gets piefaced and beats the shit out of Taya in the corner with sliding Ds. Allie lands a corner flatliner and a shotgun dropkick to the ass for 2. Taya recovers and shotgun knees her in the jaw. Taya sets her up for the Road to Valhala, but Allie counters and gets 2. Allie hits a backstabber and finishes her off with a codebreaker to win it - fun match!

OVE vs. Scott Steiner and Teddy Hart gets a graphic! The Crists are out first and Scott Steiner gets a huge pop. Teedy Hart is out without a wrestling cat and Scott Steiner comes out in a Wolfpac shirt. Teddy Hart looks stoned out of his mind. Teddy starts off with a crazy moonsault, but he gets cheapshotted on the apron. Dave Crist, the dark-haired one, needs a shirt. Scott randomly walks into hte ring corner to corner on his side for some reason. Teddy gets double-teamed and tries to make his own comeback so Scott doesn't have to do anything, but gets dropkicked instead. Jake comes in and gets 2. Teddy hits a code red out of the corner and Scott lurches in for clotheslines and a backdrop. Scott almost drops Dave on a sloppy-looking overhead belly to belly. The recliner is locked on and wins - so Scott decides to beat the ref up too.

Dezmond, DJZ, and Everett face King Cuerno, Drago, and Aerostar! Aerostar's flaming intro is awesome! AEROSTAR FLIPS AROUND and hits a step-up kick to DJZ. Cuerno in new trunks faces off with Dezmond. Cuerno dropkicks him and kicks the daylights out of his ribs on the mat. Charging knee hits and Dezmond goes for a dive to the floor, but eats a kick. Slap combo leads to a cutter by Xavier. DJZ comes in and runs wild on Aerostar and Drago before flip-diving onto the pile. Dezmond dives too. Aerostar hits a big dive before Cuerno goes for his tope, BUT EVERETT DROPKICKS HIM! Everett hits a flip dive to the floor and Drago eats a powerslam by Z. Everett gets 2 off a corkscrew dive before Aerostar breaks it up. Drago leaps off of Aerostar's shoulders and hits a tornado DDT. Xavier lands an X19 to Aerostar. Xavier avoids a tombstone cradle piledriver thanks to Everett, who gets locked in a wacky lucha submission and wins it! Everyone holds their hands high - well, this was the best match on the show so far.

Trevor Lee comes out to face Famous B, who is in purple and gold and hands out cards and plugs 423-GET-FAME. B says he knew that Lee would have backup, so he has some too - and it'll be his representative Marty the Moth. Lee grinds away in the corner, but eats a punch to the gut. Stream goes all weird for me and Lee wins it when it's done. B hugs him and they leave. Killshot and The Mack face LAX next for the titles. LAX is out with Diamante!

Striker talks about how The Mack has lost a lot and didn't know that the man who helped raise him was his actual father. Killshot and Santana go at it. Mack is in with him and avoids a hiptoss and hits a rana. Mack hits a nasty headbutt in the corner. Killshot sets up a super firemans carry INTO A POUNCE BY MACK. SUPER POWERBOMB MUSHROOM STOMP COMBO! AND IT GETS 2! Jesus is this nuts. DVD into some crazy flips and Mack makes a save for 2! Street sweeper ends it and wins the day for LAX.

Eli Drake is out and insults the fans. Somehow, between last night and today, Cage found time to get a tan on the frickin' sun. Eli slingshots his throat. Cage misses a stinger splash and eats a jumping neckbreaker for 2. Cage hits a running uppercut and a step-up kick before landing a German. Cage wins with a McGullicutter.

Eddie is out to face Sami as Jeremiah Craine, with them comparing this to the Three Faces of Foley. Eddie lands a dive and they brawl on the floor. They fight backstage and Eddie brings chairs out. Eddie tosses chairs at his head constantly and Craine tells him to kiss his ass. Boston Knee Party to the chair! The Crist brothers come in and Craine hits him with a chair. Callis comes down and throws the towel in. Craine goes to hit him with the bat and Moose makes a save. This was good, but lacking something - great commentary by Matt and Josh though.

Fenix vs. Pentagon Jr is announced for Redemption, and Fenix is replacing Alberto here for a triple threat with Alberto no-showing or something. Fenix hits a wacky springboard armdrag to Pentagon. Penta hits the gut kick off a backflip before going for a dive, but eating a rolling cutter by Fenix. Aries eats a German and avoids a muscle buster. Pentagon wins it with a Pentagon driver and Josh hypes up going to Joey Janella's Spring Break with Sonjay.