Alex and Penta start things off with a promo and Alex is SUCH A JOYOUS dickhead just being buddies with Penta, but not being really heelish. He and Cody slug it out with forearms on the floor before Penta attacks the arm. Penta gets a gamenguri on the apron, but eats a triangle disaster kick and a tope suicida! DESTROYER FROM CODY and the Cody Cutter gets 2! CROSS RHODES HITS but Penta kicks out! Cody works on the knee on the post and a figure four is locked on! ARM SNAPPER, BUT CODY ROLLS HIM UP AND WINS IT! This was short, but sweet! Penta jumps him and Dustin and the rest of the Nightmare Family make the save.
Don Callis talks shit about the Bucks going soft and shows off a DO NOT SLAP THE LEG shirt for them. He longs for them to be what they were - but they aren't there yet, and aren't on Omega's level. Jade squashes Dani Jordan in her SECOND MATCH EVER before she talks shit to Red Velvet. Tully says that last week, they took out the top group in AEW and 34 years ago, he was a part of the greatest group ever - and now, he'll finish it in the greatest group in wrestling.
MJF says he is Judas and he was as far back behind Jericho as his hairline is and he had to separate Sammy from Jericho - like his left pec and right pec. MJF says that Tully was right - they are The Pinnacle, and he calls Spears Double S and says they'll take the titles.
Hardy Inc. is out for a 10-man tag and he says he isn't just building a brand - he's building AN EMPIRE! Jurassic Express AND BEAR COUNTRY are teaming up. Marko forces Matt to charge in, but then Bear Country JUST CHUCKS HIM TO THE FLOOR HEAD-FIRST. Fuck, man - who needs enemies with friends like that? Dusty is looking on proudly as Luchasaurus has all heels run into his offense mid-ring to create movement for him. GIN AND JUICE TO MARKO AND MATT WANTS THE TAG! TWISTO ends it!
Mox and Eddie are backstage and Mox says he got busted up and blown up, and now he's going to war AGAIN. He says that he doesn't like the Good Brothers - and HE WASTED HIS MONEY ON TALK-N SHOP A MANIA! King says they ain't the Bullet Club, and they aren't cowards. Christian says he's a workhorse and he makes wrestling better and makes wrestlers level-up. He is THE workhorse and he'll make you remember and he wants to be the top guy - and that's it. He'll face Kenny down the road and he's in AEW to cement his legacy and outwork everyone. This was every Christian promo ever.
Good Brothers jump the faces and Magic Killer Mox on the floor before the bell rings. King gets beaten up for a while before Kingston gets an exploder and a tag! ANDERSON SPINEBUSTER GETS 2! Spinebuster/Rocket kick hits! Mox small package on Anderson wins it. This was...fine. MOAR BRAWLING, of course. Kenny comes down and puts a chair in front of Mox, but Kingston jumps Kenny and Omega Pillmanizes Eddie's leg! Bucks come out and REFUSE TO TOO SWEET Omega and the Good Brothers.
Sting is out with Darby and Tony and Darby says he's only defended the title three times, and now he wants to be a fighting champion. He wants to pay tribute to the best TNT Champion of all time - netting a giant BRODIE chant and he is offering up a match with the Dark Order. Archer says it's his time all the time. Jake says Darby needs to put his bun on - because he's nothing but a weenie! Jake cuts an intense promo on Darby and Sting about the winds of change. TEAM TAZ is out and Cage takes the mic and says Taz isn't going to talk for him - he respects Sting and he's still the icon. Cage is a great face, but this was out of nowhere.
A Scorpio Sky video airs and he says he isn't going to be the nice guy that finishes last. He won at Revolution, but it was just a moment for Darby, not him. He won't be a stepping stone. Fenix vs. Angelico in a Lucha Underground BATTEL! DEATH ROLL to Fenix! FENIX DRIVER ENDS IT. Fun match. Marvez chats with Miro and he says that he has moved on - but Kip says he hasn't because they hurt their wedding. Miro tells him that the worst thing for your career can be having your wife at ringside. Miro says he won't let Kip get in the way of him being World Champ - they're buds outside the ring and Kips accepts on Miro's behalf. I'm sure that will go swimmingly.
NEGATIVE ONE STEALS THE SHOW and Johnny faces Darby next week for the TNT Title. MJF and Tully replace the Inner Circle's logo on the locker room with The Pinnacle's - good logo! Britt vs. Rosa is up and Rosa eats a crutch shot and a spear to the ramp before an Air Raid Crash! Rolling senton to a chair misses for Rosa. Jade looks on smiling as this mayhem unfolds. THUNDER STRUCK is sung!
Britt tosses FOUR CHAIRS IN THE RING and Rosa is split open. SUPERPLEX ON THE CHAIRS! LADDER TO THE FACE OF BRITT and now she's split! FLATLINER TO THE LADDER BY BRITT! DEATH VALLEY BOMB OFF THE TOP TO THE LADDER! DDT TO THE CHAIR BY BRITT! Reba attacks, but gets thrown through a table and A POWERBOMB ON THE TACKS FOR BRITT! LOCKJAW, BUT ROSA ROLLS HER INTO THE TACKS! FIRE THUNDER DRIVER OFF THE APRON THROUGH THE TABLE AND SHE WINS IT! THIS RULED!
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