Wednesday, March 3, 2021

AEW Dynamite 3-3-21 - The Crossroads - Shaq and Jade vs. Cody and Red Velvet




Cody and Shaq start the show off, and of course Cody is out first. Tie-up and Shaq overpowers him and Khali chops his chest! Another one - and he's like Wahoo with the chops, minus the follow-through. Jade tags in and dominates Velvet and does pushups. Velvet dives onto Jade, who rolls through into a fallaway slam. Shaq gets kneed off the apron, so he beats up the Nightmare Family at ringside. Red Velvet moonsaults onto a pile of people who miss her, and she just lands perfectly anyway. Jade gets a figure 4 and waves at Cody. GOD, WHAT A GREAT HEEL! Jade pulls a table out and then Velvet bonks her and SETS ANOTHER ONE UP. 



TORNADO KICK BY VELVET! SHAQ POWERBOMB! CODY SLAMS HIM FOR 2! Jade hits a double A spinebuster for 2. CODY DIVES ONTO SHAQ ON THE APRON THROUGH TWO TABLES! Velvet spears for 2, but the director misses the spear. Glam slam by Jade hits and ends it! This ruled! After the break, we see the spear and Shaq's big bump. Tony is backstage with the ambulance where Shaq was loaded up - BUT HE'S GONE. Pac and Fenix are up in tag action against John Skyler and D3. Quick ass-whipping and the 450 hits before the Fenix driver ends it. 



Inner Circle press conference. Jericho says it's been a year since he's been a champion and he's a seven time tag champ with guys like Dwayne Johnson and Paul Wight. Conrad's here and MJF calls him turkey tits before burying Nick for having thinning hair. Bischoff asks how high on his list of ideas beating up Papa Buck to cause the Bucks to get more pissed off is. The Bucks put their dad over for building a ring and inspiring them. Matt says if it wasn't for AEW, MJF would be waiting for a callback from Rosie 'O Donnell and if Jericho wasn't here, he'd be jerking the curtain at the PC. Superkick party, but Wardlow saves and then THE REFEREE BRIGADE IS OUT! Good Brothers have seen JUST ABOUT ENOUGH and are out. Another big table dive off the tunnel and then another off the barricade!



EXPLODING BARB WIRE DEATHMATCH hype. We get Onita FMW clips before ONITA CUTS A PROMO ON HOW DANGEROUS THE MATCH IS! Tully is out WITH JJ, THE US TITLE, and FTR with Horsemen-style getups and FTR in the NWA belts. THIS RULES! Entrance ends and we get Tully beating up Marko! Snare Trap on Cash and JJ gives Dax his shoe and it gets 2! Tully teases a dive and walks it off. Tully is just perfect in this match. He knows EXACTLY what he can do well and is doing it. This is why having an over character is so important - because he can do a match like this a couple times a year forever.




Vader bomb by Cash is met with boots by Jungle Boy. Marko's tossed onto Tully, WHO TAKES A BUMP! Luchasaurus GERMANS BOTH MEMBERS OF FTR! POP-UP RANA BY JACK INTO A WORLD'S STRONGEST SLAM. POWERPLEX BY FTR GETS 2! German gets 2 for Cash. Dragon gets 2 before Marko breaks it up! SLINGSHOT SUPLEX TO MARKO! TAIL WHIP TO TULLY! Back suplex/powerbomb hits for 2! A "camera man" helps them out and TULLY WINS IT. Spears it out and Ross says hey, there's 4 of them before Arn walks out. Tony hypes up AEW Dark Elevation and Paul Wight. "Raise your hand if you saw this turn coming!" Tremendous! He says he started out in TNT and now he's back. He has the BIGGEST SCOOP EVER and at Revolution, AEW will sign a hall of fame-worthy talent. 



Nyla vs. Ryo Mizunami with Nyla knocking her down and doing the "Walk like an Egyptian" bit. MACHINE GUN CHOPS and Ryo begs forgiveness from Aubrey, before boogie-ing down and chopping again! Shoulder-mount powerslam by Nyla for a break. Nyla misses off the top and eats a spear off the apron. DIVING LEGDROP ON THE APRON TO NYLA! Legdrop to Nyla in the corner gets 2. Nyla eats some forearms, but clonks her! Nyla hits a DVD to win! DIVING DRAPING KNEE GETS 2 FOR NYLA AND VICKIE IS PISSED! EXPLODER TO NYLA, GERMAN TO NYLA! SPEAR TO NYLA! LEGDROP AGAIN AND GETS IT! Nyla's out of the tourney! Shida and Ryo brawl! 


Sting and Tony are mid-ring and Ricky Starks says he saw FIRE in Sting. They brawl and Sting kicks his ass before HOOK HOOKS HIM and gets fought off. Cage attacks, but DARBY SAVES and a stinger splash and a shotgun dropkick off the top hits Cage. 10 is out with Negative 1, THE LEADER OF THE DARK ORDER! Max Castor cuts a family-friendly rap on 10 being ugly and threatens -1 before 10 holds him back. Sky says this is a sloppy shop and 10 runs wild with corner punches. Max avoids a post charge and a SPINE ON THE PINE spinebuster by 10. Claim to Fame rainmaker elbow misses for Max and Evans KOs 10 with the boombox! Castor's "facial hair" is perfect for a heel.


Miro cuts a promo and says on Sunday, he stops playing games - IT WILL BE GAME OVAAHHHH for Charles! Johnny runs into Page's arms and man do they have chemistry. Page's graphic is for a site that redirects you to a video of relaxing music and horses. PERFECT! Matt works over Johnny and eats a standing sliced bread! PAGE COMES IN AND RUNS WILD ON QUEN! Quen runs wild and Matt comes in and wants a twisto, but Page back suplexes him. 


Silver's in and hits a spear! Silver avoids a twist and kicks Matt a ton before a big brainbuster for 2. Pop-up powerbomb by Page into a Silver German and a buckshot ends it! This was a ton of fun - weird choice for a main event, but a fun match. Matt jumps Page with the mic and says he'll take him out. Wacky brawl for the for tag team battle royal guys. 









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