Missed most of the buy-in, but the finish of the women's tag was fun with Reba hitting Rosa with a crutch and Britt winning, with her and Itoh flipping the bird. Bucks vs. MJF and Jericho starts and JR's voice was shot on the pre-show and the Bucks get a double sharpshooter early. Double flapjack and the heels walk on the back of Nick. MJF gets a sleeper on the mat and drop toeholds into a floatover and front chancery. Nick flips Jericho off and bulldogs MJF and lariats Jericho for 2. OUTSIDE-IN DESTROYER FROM NICK GETS 2.99! Jericho counters a tombstone with a tombstone and gets a liontamer! Back to back liontamers! Codebreaker and a heat seeker hits for 2.9! BTE TRIGGER HITS, BUT MJF BREAKS IT UP AT 2.9! MJF loads up the ring, but eats a SUPERKICK PARTY! Stereo superkicks to JERICHO! MELTZER DRIVER ENDS IT AND THE BUCKS RETAIN!
Casino tag team royale is up! Natural Nightmares are out to start alongside 5 and 10. 10 chops away with Dustin while QT eats V's corner shots. SNAP SLAM BY DUSTIN! PnP are out to take out the Nightmare Family. QT cutter on V and he tosses him out before 10 attacks QT. Austin and Colton Gunn are out after the Sydals and they run wild with great punches. QT sends out the Gunn Club and Dustin's pissed. QT leaves and spits at Dustin! ANOTHER QT HEEL TURN!? Bear Boulder runs wild! JURASSIC EXPRESS IS OUT TO THE SINGALONG! Jungle Boy sends out Ortiz and Cezar attacks Jack and Luchasaurus sends him out!
BUTCHER AND BLADE ARE OUT TO CLUBBER! Butcher takes out Pillman. HOSS WARFARE! Private Party attacks Bear Country. Butcher elimates Bear Country after they take out Luchasaurus! JOHNNY AND REYNOLDS ARE OUT! Spinout blue thunder bomb by Johnny to CD! PAC ATTACKS SILVER. Silver gets tossed over, but Johnny hangs on! Silver saves himself from Pac, but a tightrope walk PK takes out Johnny! JACK LOW-BRIDGES PAC AND HE'S GONE. It's down to Fenix vs. Jungle Jack! FENIX HITS A FLIP DIVE AND FLIPS OVER THE RAILING. JUNGLE BOY SUPERKICK OFF A SPRINGBOARD and he hits a rebound lariat and a poison rana! Inverted 619 and the hook kick send Jack out - DEATH TRIANGLE WINS THE TITLE SHOT! THIS RULED! This was the best battle royal AEW has done yet.
Paul meet with Dasha and says he's got the scoops! He says no one can outwork this new talent. Women's title hype video. Ex talks about Shida vs. Mizunami always ending in a draw - and that could happen here if it reaches 60 minutes. Shida beats the shit out of Ryo in the corner before Ryo machine gun chops her! Floor brawling with a chair as a springboard by Shida. Shida catches the leg and Shida sends her into the buckle off a double-knee and lands a missile dropkick for 2. Ex talks about how each has their different backgrounds in training. CRUNCHY ON THE STAGE gets a holy Shida chant!
BACK AND FORTH FOREARMS and big elbow shots by Ryo! SPEAR BY RYO! FLYING LEGDROP GETS 2.9! FALCON ARROW HITS FOR SHIDA AND GETS 2 because she could barely reach the legs. Mizunami's making herself a star on live PPV right now. It's amazing to see unfold. TAMASHI GETS 2.9! TAMASHI GETS 2.1! Corkscrew knee ends it and Shida KOs her to win it! THIS RULED! And then Nyla jumps her! Itoh, Reba, and Britt come ou tot help Nyla and REBA HITS SHIDA WITH THE CRUTCH! THUNDER! ROSA! IS OUT!
Double or Nothing is officially in Jax - so they're not going to worry about trying to go to Vegas. Marvez meets with OC and CHUCK before Miro jumps Chuck and Kip jumps OC. Miro throws Chuck's face through a glass window on a door. Charles is all bloodied up Miro beats him up more and talks shit. I love the sadistic side to Miro here. Shame MJF used Turkey Tits on Wednesday - because it would've been perfect here. Miro slugs him in the corner and boot scrapes him. RISING KNEE HITS KIP! OC attempts to come down! ORANGE PUNCH TO MIRO! Sabian hits a gut buster to OC and a PK...we'll say hits for 2. Miro sacrifices Penelope and superkicks Chuck before tapping him with Game Over.
Marvez says that Jericho and MJF lost, but Jericho blames it on them being depleted and they'll change their battle plans. This Wednesday, they'll have another meeting on Dynamite. There will be changes and MJF says that a change will make the Inner Circle better... DUN DUN DUN! Jericho lost tonight, so he's primed for a babyface run. Page vs. Hardy is up. Page says that Matt has reinvented himself many times - but now he's the same shitty asshole he always was, but hid it. BIG MONEY MATT tron rules, and sets the stage for Page's big intro. Ex says that Page is 29 and Matt's career is 28 1/2 years on.
Matt works on the hand to take out the Buckshot. SPRINGBOARD LARIAT TO MATT! Twist of Fate on the floor and Matt's fine with a win via countout. Triangle moonsault by Page! DEADEYE HITS, but Private Party come out to help! SIDE EFFECT AND TWISTO GET 2. DARKORDER SAVES PAGE! BUCKSHOT WINS! Colt brings out some beers and he leaves with his new friends! BRASS RING LADDER MATCH IS UP! Caster says he's got blood on his hands like he's Gov. Cuomo. Ethan Page is the sixth man here.
Page avoids the mayhem and Cody climbs up after him. SPLASH MOUNTAIN ONTO A LADDER ONTO ARCHER! Page just chucked him! DESTROYER BY PENTA TO CODY and they tease him not being able to continue due to his bad shoulder. RISING KNEE BY LANCE. Page gets put up top and he tosses Max into Page. CODY RETURNS TO BOOS. Sky takes out Cody and wins the match! Christian Cage debuts! Christian as a TNT Title-level guy is A-okay.
Cage comes out in a slick car while Sting turns up the music for Darby's intro. Darby wallruns RIGHT INTO A RELEASE GERMAN. They stomp Sting down. Cage attacks, but Darby chopblocks him. Cage F5 into a wall! PRESS SLAM THROUGH A DOOR! Sting hits a stinger splash to Starks and a lariat sends him to the floor. Sting lays Starks out and Taz calls him a dirty fighter. Sting and Darby take down Cage against a wall. STARKS SPEARS DARBY INTO A WALL and slugs Sting a few times. BARREL TO THE SIDE OF STING! Barrel toss clips Sting's knee and he smacks into some cabinets - so Sting pulls a cabinet out to the knee. CAGE RUNS INTO STARKS when Sting ducks.
RAZOR'S EDGE, but Sting fire extinguishers him! Double uranage through a table! Starks lays out Sting with a 2x4 and slugs it out with Darby! Hobbs attacks and HERE COMES HOOK! He judo throws Darby and then CAGE RISES BEHIND STING! He chucks Sting into a wall! DARBY GETS SEE-SAWED THROUGH A GLASS PANE! DARBY GETS SEE-SAWED THROUGH A GLASS PANE! Sting gets the bat tossed from Darby and STING SHOVELS. DARBY ELBOW DROPS OFF THE THIRD FLOOR THROUGH A FLOOR!
Starks goes for the eye of Sting, and avoids a stinger splash and Sting hits the bare metal. BIG SPEAR TO STING! IT GETS 2 and Sting still has so much fire! Starks mule kicks Sting and goes for a buckle bomb, but STING SUNSET FLIPS FOR 2.9! What a snap on that sunset flip! DEATH DROP HITS AND STING BEATS STARKS! This ruled!
Mox is out in a black leather jacket as an homage to Onita. Ross says that Terry Funk called him on Saturday about the match and he said he felt sorry for them - they had to get past the fear of barbed wire. Mox PRAYS before the match and Callis says he's not sure if they're far enough - and JR says he designed it. Don says that they'll trim the fat on the booth.
Omega tries to shove him into wire right away before Mox reverses. MOX HEADBUTT! Omega goes to the one rope without wire and boots him and then gets lariated to the ramp. Mox canes him a few times before Omega comes back in. POWDER TO THE EYES OF MOX! Mox swings with the barb wire bat, but he misses and GETS THROWN INTO THE WIRE! BOOM AND HE KICKS OUT! Figure four by Omega and Mox is bloody. MOX SAWS THE KNEE OF OMEGA WITH A BARB WIRE CHAIR. SNAPDRAGON but Mox breaks free AND GETS SENT INTO THE WIRE BOARD. OMEGA GOES INTO THE EXPLOSIONS TWICE!
Omega avoids an exploder into the board, and wants a snapdragon into it, but Mox EXPLODERS HIM THROUGH THE BOARD! Mox sets up a Death Rider, BUT GETS RUN INTO THE WIRE! Bryce gets water and he botches the pickup. DEATH RIDER OFF THE APRON THROUGH A BOARD! Mox gets a batch of wire and slugs Kenny with it a few times. We get a warning rumble and boy do we need A CLOCK for this when they're literally saying "the clock is ticking". A piledriver gets 2 for Mox.
BANG V-TRIGGER! A SECOND! THE GOOD BROTHERS ARE OUT TO HELP OMEGA! EXPLODING BARB WIRE BAT TO THE FACE OF MOX! Callis loses his voice and the OWA ON THE CHAIR HITS! Omega wins it! Wow - shocked that Mox didn't kick out of that in this match. Ex talks about Kenny not beating him alone and Don warns them that the explosives are still armed and to get out. They handcuff Moxley and JR says that EVERYONE'S A GODDAMN MIND READER!
NOW WE GET A CLOCK and JR asks if they're all stupid. KINGSTON COMES TO SAVE MOX and Eddie COVERS MOXLEY UP before the explosion...which is worse than the other pyro. Oh well - the story is there still. Tremendous spectacle to see unfold, but the post-match finish really hurt it.
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