Wednesday, June 25, 2025

AEW Dynamite 6-25-25 - Mystery Vortex!

 

Well it's not quite a full mystery vortex show, but as with Collision, there really isn't a lot known about the card ahead of time. Not quite as bad as Collision having stuff announced THE DAY OF THE SHOW. Mercedes jumps Toni backstage and crossfaces her on the ramp before MINA SAVES! Bucks announce that Ospreay and Swerve's tag is up now! Ospreay runs out mid-theme and tapes his wrist and puts a shirt on instead of his usual ring jacket.  Blake mocks THE SWERVE DANCE




Nice Swerve offense with Will before the Bucks theme plays and Blake gets a cheapshot. Old School armdrag and rolling DVD by Blake leads to a 450 for 2.5 on Ospreay! Swerve tags in and buckle bombs Lee onto Blake before a corner uppercut! House Call KO wins it - I love that as a finish since it can come out of nowhere and he can do it to anyone, anywhere. Swerve issues a challenge for the Bucks at ALL IN! Ospreay likes that idea but the stakes need to be raised and the EVP Titles are on the line! 

The Bucks suspend Swerve for attacking a guy and they warn the DCF that they hate Callis and Trent says to watch what he does to Ibushi. Ex says it's the first singles match for Trent in a year while Ibushi has been out for most of the last 2. Standing moonsault gets 2 and the kamkigoye gets the win. OKADA STAREDOWN TIME! Ibushi vs. Okada on DYNAMITE 300! Ricochet chats up AR Fox and hypes him up before they face JETSPEED! Flashy shit from JetSpeed before Ricochet saves before leaving Fox high and dry for a UFO Splash. JETSPEED NEEDS A TAG TITLE SHOT AT ALL IN! Knight quotes MVP's theme and they get jumped! 

Suplexes on the floor by Shelton and MVP wants the mic and gold. MJF announces that he'll be in a qualifier for the casino battle royal at ALL IN Texas. Mark Briscoe interrupts him talking about himself because it's his time to take care of BIZNESS! MJF insults him and Mark says the word of the day is empathy, which gets a chant and he says that Max has a tiny dick. 


ROH/CMLL Global Wars is tomorrow and it's Briscoe vs. Bandido vs. Roddy vs. Takeshita! Takseshita throws Bandido...partly into the barricade and thankfully Bandido finishes the job for him. Superplex from Takeshita to Roddy leads to a Bandido frog splash and a froggy-bow for 2! ANOTHER FROGGY BOW WINS IT FOR BRISCOE! Cole issues an open challenge for Collision for a DCF member on Collision. Kris vs. Athena vs. Willow vs. Rosa is up and Willow gets a tower of doom before a break. Yuta distraction leads to a POUNCE PERDIOT and Kris wins it! Nick and Cage face Bill and Keith on Collision and the main event is up!

FTR vs. Outrunners is TEASED for Collision. ANNOUNCE SHIT! Hangman vs. MAIN EVENT BEAST MORTOS is so cool. He's such a good base that we're getting LUCHA HANGMAN! Headbutt and TORNILLO FROM MORTOS! Pop-up Samoan drop hits for 2! Victory Roll Tombstone by Mortos gets 2.9 and looked great before a BUCKSHOT WINS IT! This ruled! 




Bucks have the lights go out and hit an EVP TRIGGER! Mox chokes him out with a chain and THE OPPS SAVE! 


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