No Collision, so they're doing 4 hours on the show here. Mox faces Mark Briscoe in a non-title match. Toni says she's ready to give Mercedes a snack and her tits are taped up. Ospreay is out and we get a recap of his issues with Swerve. Will says the only reason the company sucks is Mox...ugh. Ospreay pitches himself versus Swerve for next week's Summer Blockbuster BUT THE CRU IS HERE! They tell Action to shut the fuck up and Lio sings his theme a bit. Rush vs. Ospreay is made for the Collision-portion of the show.
Mark Briscoe cuts a promo on Mox about not quitting and ya win and lose some and ya don't quit! AND THAT MATCH IS THE OPENER! It must be cold in Denver for Marina and they hype this up as basically an eliminator match. Great striking overall to start and Ian hypes up that Mark has already won the ROH World title and now he's facing the AEW World champ. REDNECK KUNG FU AND A FLIP DIVE HIT FOR MARK! JAY DRILLER HITS but he can't cover due to the blood and gets 2.9! CURB STOMP BY MOX AND THE BULLDOG CHOKE IS ON! MARK GETS THE BRET SLEEPER COUNTER FOR 2.9! RNC BY MOX!
MISTICO HYPE VID AND HE'S BACK NEXT WEEK! Mone is out for Toni and Mina vs. Skye and Julia. Mone gets her own table AND A SHOOT STEAK as Taz calls it. Mina has the charisma of 300 people and shines great with Skye hitting a fulcrum kick. DOUBLE TEAM SPIRAL URANAGE TO MINA! AVALANCHE SLINGBLADE BY MINA TO JULIA AFTER A TARANTULA! Toni and Mina hit hip attacks and the TCM CHICKENWING WINS IT FOR TONI! Toni rawdogs the steak and lettuce before MJF talks shit about Will and his son Harry... The Hurt Syndicate wish Will well... AND HE SQUARES OFF WITH LASHLEY!
Hurt Syndicate is out and Lashley's over huge here in Denver as is Shelton. Max tries to get cheered and just gets booed. I LOLed. MVP says he's in Texas now and they do the drawn-out thumbs down. MJF talks shit about Mexico and Mistico and that would be a fun one. MVP calls Bailey WHITE SHONUFF and Komander talks shit about MJF. Knight wants to face the Syndicate tonight! LFI vs. Team Babyfaces is up! Komander poison rana to Dralistico and then a standing moonsault for 2! THEY JUST CHUCK THE FACES before a pop-up Samoan drop by Mortos! UFO FROM KNIGHT WINS IT! THIS RULED! MVP congratulates them and rewards them with an ass-kicking next week!
Christian says that Nick defends his title tonight and Nick gets cocky and Cage says he's now working a 4-way! MAX CASTER IS THE BEST WRESTLER ALIVE and HE NOW HAS A PETITION! He's also in Dennis Stamp's jacket and loses in mere seconds to Hobbs WHO HE GAVE FIVE WHOLE MINUTES TO in this challenge. INTERNATIONAL TITLE TIME! Kenny in sweet gold gear snapdragons everyone! It goes through into the Collision portion of the show for the archives.
OWA TURNED INTO A POISON RANA BY DORADA! The show just ends on Max and it comes back via Collision with no warning so you have to miss some stuff and he's brawling with Okada. Ospreay vs Lio Rush starts things off formally for Collision with Tony and Nigel on the call. Styles clash win and Andretti jumps Will and HANGER SAVES! He says he'll never team with Swerve and here's Mox! Templario and Atlantis Jr face FTR and the lucha team shines for a bit before FTR wins it with...sorta the Mania Rude-Warrior finish. The fans boo so much that DAX WON'T LET THEM HEAR HIM SPEAK - TOP GUYS OUT!
THEKLA HYPE VIDEO! Herchicero, Takeshita, and Fletcher are out to face Bandido and LOS OUTRUNNERS! TRUTH MAGNUM WITH A ROPEWALK ARMDRAG! TAKESHITA WITH A BLUE THUNDER ON BANDIDO FOR 2! Avalanche powerbomb from Takeshita is met with a rana by Bandido for 2! Corner kicks from the heels and then the brainbuster/falcon arrow wins it! Bayne and Ford recap and Anna Jay gets pulled around by them backstage. TAY RETURNS. TAYJAY! Arcany DOESN'T WANT ANYONE TO SHOW SOME LOVE FOR RICOCHET!
He's there for commentary for the ROH TV Title 4-way. GTH on Wayne before Lee saves. Wayne's World takes out AR Fox. Julia Hart vs. Toni is next week and IT'S THEKLA TIME! She has IT already and destroys Lady Frost with a corner charge right away. Rings of Saturn face rake is locked on! Spider-tie rope kick by Thekla! Apron running boot and she just hangs on the ropes. SPIDER WALK AFTER A FOREARM! CUTS THROUGH HER WITH A SPEAR! Death Trap neck tie is on! INSTANT STAR! BELT HER! Rings of Saturn afterwards! WINNER TAKES ALL WITH OMEGA VS. OKADA - BELT COLLECTOR OMEGA IS BACK!
DCF is out to face the Paragon with Daddy Magic on the call. Cole backstabber to Josh. Archer dives on dudes. Boom lowered and Danny dances in Don's face. Okay that's over thank God. AN OVERRUN FOR THIS SHOW REALLY!?
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