Punk comes out and fans are vibing and marking out before he even does the stagedive! Punk marks out over Cole and Kaz gets a nice pop. Cole tosses him over the top and Kaz hits the floor hard on his left side. Pump kick by Cole hits hard before some mounted punches. Wacky double cross armbreaker by Kaz to Cole, but Kaz rushes in and eats an ushigoroshi for 2. Kaz avoids a Sunrise with an Alabama slam instead of the Omori driver and a springboard legdrop gets 2. Patella brainbuster gets 2 for Cole. Panama sunrise and the last shot end it - good-ish match here.
Cole demands a trios match with himself and the Bucks against Luchasaurus, Jungle Boy, and Christian Cage for next week. Lucha Bros. in amazing suits challenge Butcher and Blade for a match on Rampage. Tony chats with Fuego and Sammy, and Fuego has a slick outfit and A NEW CAR. He is willing to risk the car for a title shot against Miro on Rampage.
MJF in an absurd suit even by his standards insults Jersey. MJF says that he might have offended some folks last week and amid a "shut the fuck up" chant tells them that he doesn't care. MJF says he needs to talk to Flyin Brian and yells to hell. He hates his horrible son - the worst second generation wrestler ever. Pillman Jr getting a big win in Arthur Ashe would be a career-maker for him. MJF sends Wardlow to meet Pillman at the ramp but Brian jumps him. Brian low-bridges Wardlow and runs wild with the chair!
We get a video package of Jim Ross talking with Brian about how much he loved his father and he has a chance to redeem himself next week. Dante and Matt Sydal face FTR next. Jungle Boy chats and gets some rips in while Christian says he wants Cole and since he's used to losing Wednesday night wars, he'll do it on Rampage. No intros for either FTR or the faces. Dante runs wound before Dax stops him but Matt tags in. Flying knee to cash! HEEL CHEATING off an abdominal stretch! Sunset flip/Rana combo gets 2 for the faces. Big Rig ends it and Dash gets a wacky cover to win it.
Punk talks about THE SUZUKI INCIDENT and he feels insulted and WANTS PAYBACK AND HE WANTS TO HEAR HIS THEME! Suzuki-gun hype vid against Mox and Kingston next week. Malakai is out! He has a new hooded cape over his suit that looks incredible. Black calls out Rosario Dawson, who hops on him before CODY RETURNS IN A VERY RED SUIT for a brawl. More walk and brawling in the stands. On a scale of 1-Jeff Jarrett, this walk and brawl has reached latter-day HHH levels.
Allie vs. Anna Jay hype video leads to Uno interrupting Reynolds and we get some sub-Brazzers acting. Lambert says AEW sells merch - all the men's smalls and women's XLs before burying the fans for liking highspots. Jericho comes out and Lambert tells them to turn this shit off because the fans don't know the words. Punk puts over Lambert having UFC, Bellator, PFL, and Bare Knuckle fighters in the ring with him. Jericho asks which member of American Top Team is on top?
Jericho says he had a shoot fight with the MMA TRAINED BILL. Lambert says that if they really want to see the Inner Circle Jerk taken out by the Men of the Year, it has to happen in a REAL CITY, not the shithole of New Jersey. It will go down in New York City! Jericho calls them pussies and says there will be no escape from New York!
Gunn Clubb points out that they're unbeaten in all tag combos and all trios - but THEY HAVEN'T GOTTEN THEIR SHOT. Jade's out to face Leyla and we see their history at All Out and then their brawl on Dark. I like using the shoulder programming on Dynamite. Leyla gets a shotgun knee in the corner before an armbar. Rampage bomb out of it. Suicide dive by Leyla before the moonsault misses and Jade's pump kick hits! Glam Slam ends it! Andrade has yes, A NEW MANAGER in Jose. He didn't approve of Chavo interfering and wow just get Flair in here.
Taz and Hook interrupt Punk and Hobbs jumps him before Hook chokes him out with a dragon sleeper. They toss the announcers out before Hobbs chokeslams Punk on the I AM THE TABLE. Spears says that Darby calls him generic - and he's right - BUT HE ALSO BEAT DARBY FIRST! Spears looks like such a star with this kind of presentation and he runs wild with a gordbuster on the rope. Spears sets up steps and knees his head into the steps!
RUNNING KNEE MISSES! Spears gets a rag and wets it down to take the face paint off of Darby. Spears sends Darby off the top with his necklace before hitting the suicide dive on the steps and the coffin drop to the back! This ruled! Sting and Darby brawl with FTR before Tully chairshots Sting to the back! SPIKE PILEDRIVER TO STING! Tremendous! Tully takes Sting's paint off too. This is low-key great.
Danielson says that the Elite seems scared and he knows how great Omega is. Bryan says he's game and he would love his first match in AEW to be against Omega. Don calls him a hippie millionaire and the real carny piece of shit. Bryan wants the match and Don says no so Bryan calls him a piece of shit. HE CAME HERE TO TALK TO OMEGA, TO FACE THE GOD OF PRO WRESTLING. All he sees is a guy who hangs out with stooges and lets this piece of shit talk for him. Bryan doesn't think he's lost a step - but he has lost his balls. OMEGA ACCEPTS!
Matt Hardy says he'll take everything away that makes Orange Cassidy cool and calls him the ORANGE EGGHEAD! BRYAN VS. OMEGA IS MADE for Dynamite as is Ruby vs. Britt. CM Punk vs. Hobbs for Rampage! Jericho and Hager face off the Men of the Year at Rampage. WOW. Mox and Kingston beat the shit out of 2.0 and Eddie's backfist and DDT hit! Half nelson lariat to Parker ends it. THIS RULED! SUZUKI-GUN IS OUT! KAZE NI NARI right as Suzuki and Mox stare down and King and Archer brawl! Mox almost eats a Gotch driver through a table, but fights out!
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