Wednesday, July 28, 2021

AEW Dynamite 7-28-21 - Fight for the Fallen


The Fight for the Fallen name is back for a loaded show. Dark will have David Crockett Jr. on commentary, which should be amazing. Jericho faces Nick Gage and the Elite vs. Dark Order 10 man tag is the opener! Hangman gets an epic video package to set up him coming up. We get epic intros from both the Dark Order and the Elite with Dark Order being cowboys and the Elite being the Goon Squad. Okay, now THAT is corporate synergy! Don has ungodly short '70s shorts on and it's amazing. Superplex to the floor to the pile to start!









Dark Order runs a train of corner clotheslines to Karl! Karl schoolboys Reynolds to take him out right away. FATALATIY TO KARL ENDS IT FOR KARL! Stu 450s Doc for 2 thanks to a save by Kenny. SKYTWISTER PRESS BY STU TO THE PILE! KINDA! He overshoots, but  lands flush on a crowd dive! They're counted out! Uno swanton meets knees from Kenny. V TRIGGER AND THE OWA END UNO'S NIGHT!





Matt cheapshot Johnny and taunts the fans before Cutler applies cold spray to Nick. Nick busts out Punk's corner knee/bulldog! After the break, Johnny runs wild with pump kicks and an airplane spin gets 2 on Nick! Bucks double apron bomb on Page during the break. KIDDY HOOP INDY TAKER ON THE FLOOR! Silver's out! It's now 3-on-1 - CAN THE UNDERDOG OVERCOME THE ODDS!? 



Omega spits on Page and JR calls it bullshit. V TRIGGER! SUPERKICKS! SNAPDRAGON! SUPERKICK PARTY GETS 2! 450 GETS 2 and Don blames the damn ref - HE WAS OUT OF POSITION! LARIAT TO OMEGA! DOUBLE LARIAT TO THE BUCKS! MOONSAULT TO THE PILE BY HANGMAN! Pop-up stack powerbomb gets 2 for Page when he gets tackled by Nick! 




DOUBLE BUCKSHOT TAKES OUT MATT! OMEGA GOES FOR A BELT SHOT BUT THE REF GRABS IT - so Kenny gets the AEW Belt and goes to hit him BUT A DEADEYE GETS 2.9! BELTSHOT BY KENNY GETS 2.9! V TRIGGERS HIT AND THE ONE WINGED ANGEL GETS THE WIN!? Wow - Page loses, but damn did he go down swinging and he came out looking better in defeat than 99% of guys do in victory. 


Chavo tells Pac that he got his boys a limo and a limo is a large car. Chavo came off as the bigger star there AS ANDRADE'S MANAGER. Yikes. Taz gets a Bad News Barrett scissor lift and a terrible band performance. Starks says that Cage couldn't get an ounce of charisma next to him. Cage's charisma isn't measured in ounces - it's measured in pictograms. Cage beats up the goons. 



FTR's out and Tully looks sharp in his full tracksuit before PNP is out with Konnan. PNP lands three amigos and a powerbomb combo! Ortiz gets 2 on a reverse rollup, turned then into a dive! FROG SPLASH BY ORTIZ! Santana gets a powerbomb for 2! Dax gets the Arn fakeout DDT. Dax superplex leads to both shoulders down and then no count. Dax gets a sheer drop brainbuster ends it! This was missing something and Cash got hurt so it could be a bit of that. 


Britt says that she's still the baddest bitch out there and she knows folks are waiting to see her fail - but you'll suffocate. AEW The First Dance is coming to Rampage in Chicago at the United Center on August 20th. Darby and Sting are backstage and Darby says that he'll take on anyone - even someone who calls themselves the best in the world. Damn. Darby vs. Punk isn't something I knew I needed! Haku is out with Hikuleo and Archer doesn't have Jake with him.





Clubbering! Big corner charge by Lance, but a big powerbomb by Hikuleo gets 2. HAKU GETS THE TONGAN DEATH GRIP DURING A BREAK! ROPEWALK MOONSAULT! Blackout, but Hikuleo avoids! SUPERPLEX OFF THE TOP BY LANCE! Blackout hits and Archer retains. This was a ton of fun. Marvez chats with Cody in an EVP COACH area and Malakai jumps him! CODY DOES THE DROPDOWN UPPERCUT in a street fight and eats a knee. Malakai beats up goons too. This is going to be a fun match next week. 




Miro says that GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION FIGHTS NEXT WEEK! Miro is thankful for a vengeful God and a double-jointed wife - THIS IS THE WORD OF THE REDEEMER! Private Party and Angelico are out for the trios match with the Jurassic Express and Christian. JR talks about how the Hardys used to make their own gear and that impressed him. Jack eats the barricade and Hardy slugs him. LUCHASAURUS TAGS IN AND STACK GERMANS EVERYONE! Cage frog splash to Quen ends it. Blade knuck shots Christian. 




Julia Hart vs. Thunder Rosa is up and the Blonds cheer her name and Rosa gets an inset promo as her first official AEW match. GIANT chop from Rosa on the rope! Another chop in the rope! Shotgun knees to Julia! Corner forearms hit, but the Shibata dropkick misses! Corner bulldog avoided and Rosa gets a kneebar, but Julia gets the rope. SHIBATA DROPKICK TO THE STOMACH! Ouch! Fire Thunder Driver ends this! This was fun. Not all that good, but fun.


Mox chats about Jericho vs. Gage after chatting about how the French and Croations can get in Japan when he can't. Now that he can't go to Japan, Tanahashi is talking about him! Mox says that Tana should have learned from Nagata and Suzuki. CAGE PIZZA CUTS HIM on the arm and MJF has the goofiest shoes ever on. Jericho slugs him on the floor. 




Jericho avoids a face wash and gets the walls. GAGE GETS LIGHT TUBES! Jericho uses a bat to nix the tubes! CHOKEBREAKER BY GAGE! PIZZA CUTTER TO THE FOREHEAD OF JERICHO! GAGE HAS A GLASS PANE! RANA OFF THE TOP THROUGH THE GLASS PANE ON THE CHAIR!



CODEBREAKER BUT GAGE POWERBOMBS HIM INTO THE GLASS! TUBE TO THE BACK! LIGHT TUBE DRIVER GETS 2! LIGHT TUBE STABBING BY GAGE! MIST OF JERICHO hits and Gage eats a Judas Effect to end it while Aubrey counts three with gloves on amid glass. Labour three from MJF features MJF say he needs to do a move off the top rope. He joked about Juvi and NOW WE GET JUVI RETURNING ON TNT! Jericho vs. Juvi on Dynamite next week!











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