Talk'NShop-A-Mania 2020

Love the hype video of it being Doc talking about how horrible the show was without being drunk. Rocky suggests meditation if you don't drink, and Karl suggests weed. Karl hypes up the boneryard match. Doc does a Fink impression and thanks everyone for paying for the show to cover their asses. Karl sneaks up on his wife and she asks if he wants to see her tits, so she flashes him and Karl moves the camera down. "I'm here to get mothafuckin' paid - now stand back playas! SIX FEET!" - T-Long rules. Karl thanks everyone for tuning in.

CHAD 2 BADD talks shit about Sex Ferguson and challenges him to a boneryard match while Sex does a Taker impression.  "Boys, what the fuck are we doin'?!" Karl is biased towards Chad and his great bumps and punches, while Doc is looking forward to Sex pulling it out. Freight Train comes down and Karl says it's time for the Green Mile while they buried his gear. Freight Train tosses guys out before Lazer takes dudes out and Karl says he can't call him who he thinks he is. Lazer goes out and Mike Bennett tosses himself out. Pillman Jr. comes in and Doc talks about why didn't he get an intro.

Guys wrestle as Freight Train watches on. Freight Train...calmly runs over guys. Alex Koslov returns! Koslov's bearded mother runs in and beats everyone up. Koslov's mother and Brian somehow chuck Train out. Chico Luchador takes out the bearded mother with a stunner and tosses her out to win. Chavo hates the guy and his cheap gear. Doc talks to Koslov about his bearded mother beating dudes up and not getting the TalknShop 24/7 Title. His mother fucked up and then the bearded mother beats the shit out of him.

Mike gives Doc money he owes him and bails in a dad van when Maria calls him. Frankie Coverdale faces THE NATURE BOY PAUL LEE. "He's pulling up in a used '94 Corvette with 200,000 miles on it!" Lee's "THERE'S 'POSED TO BE PEOPLE TO SEE ME!" makes them crack up for eons before Doc bitches about guys not wiping their feet to get in his home, but they're fine doing it to get in a dirty ring in his backyard. Paul Lee poses while they bury his gear and talk about him being a SHOOT MILLIONAIRE! We get long headlocks while they bitch about how shitty it is and go to another match after Coverdale gets tossed off for an Irish whip and goes off Doc's property to a lake due to the momentum.

Old '70s jobber vs. a dwarf as George North faces one of the henchman in the first Archer vignette - Stump Kowalksi. "Was that normal speed!? FOR REAL!!?" during a cane shot, so they cutaway.We get sponsor plugs "Most anyone on the show who's even an ounce over has a store over on ProWrestlingTees."Scott D'AMORE AND HIS HAIR bury Sex and gas station dick pills. Teddy comes out and demands his money, and makes a tag match. The '80s Russians come out to face the Jungle Kittens.

The Flock comes in WITH REIS AS THE YETI in TP to beat their asses before D'Lo runs in and Sky Highs a fake Russian. Rhino gores a fake Russian before Pillman Jr. is out before working spots. Chavo brings out Pepe and frog splashes Kim Chee aka Rimjob. Cold Stone Willie Mack runs wild with stunners. Karl gives them beers and Mack stunners Chavo. Karl talks to Scott about fucking over LG because he's the bumper and the feeder. PWtees grudge match as Rory Fox and they talk about how big his dick is. He says that 11 years ago, he faced MATT CARDONA and he ripped his gear off mid-ring and killed his amazing career.

Brian Myers comes out and calls him a stupid fucking never-was jabroni and has him face SwoggleRyder and himself. They kick his ass and then expose it in a thong.   Paul Lee is working a headlock in a pool. Chavo chokes Chico Luchador with a weight. Chavo locks him in the sauna. AB ROLLER TO THE ABS! Chavo pins him and wins the 24/7 title. Chad 2 Badd clocks him with the belt to win the belt.

 Nzo comes out and says he's happy to be here before forgetting what he's gonna say and Gallows took a loan out of this to lose a bunch of money. He says that he's out here a day later and talks about a dildo being used in the main event and was screwed on his payoff. Vernon Love takes out Lee and his opponent before the Hawkins Tonk Man gets beaten up by Heath as Elvis and then Penzer says who gives a fuck who won the match.

Chad arrives in a white hearse with his name on it before the druids drop him in the casket. He says he isn't scared of the boner yard. Sex gets a guitar solo about making towns and fucking rats. "HOLY MOTHER OF BALL SACKS, IS THAT AIR PARIS OF AIR RAID!?" Sex rubs his ass in Chad's face and then gets low blowed. "WHY'D YOU HIT MY COCK!?" Chad gets knocked next to "Allen" in the grave.

Sex beats up Chad with Uncle Allen's arm after Maria talks shit to Chad. The Rock n Rolls talk shit to them before the druids surround them. "You want an autograph? They're usually $10 - but for you, $20". Sex buries Johnny Swinger for stealing his gimmick. Sex takes Chad down and wants to pin him, but Heath and Brian won't count. Chavo chases Chico with a giant sword. "I'm destroying our hearse that I bought for $2,500 on ebay!" Chad farts on him during a tombstone and they flashback to September meeting with the Bucks to sign with AEW.

"The Pauls made a lot of promises!". "Let's say the word ends and there's some kind of worldwide pandemic!" They do a verbal agreement, BUT KARL MARKS OUT FOR HHH'S TEXTS and they re-sign. "What do we do? THE ONLY MOVE WE DO!" DOUBLE SUPERKICK! "NO NOT THE LAB COATS! ACES AND 8S!" Chad lays him out in the grave after an "I'm sorry, I love you".  and retains the belt before leaving on his little truck. Doc debuts a new Jason-esque act THE COCK TORTURER. WE GET CREDITS on a PPV for the first time since WCW and Hot Asian Wife is named.