Loved
them starting with the good parts of the Hogan/Bully promo - made the
world title match clips seem like a bigger deal. They also pretty much
aired all the important parts of the post-match promo too. It really
made it seem like you missed a big event on Sunday. Crowd shot of the
arena was quite impressive. They showed a hilarious shot of Brooke
attempting to act while hyping up us getting her reaction later - I
don't know why, nothing can top that. Tag title match starts the show.
So much for that - the Aces killed the Mexicans. I don't know many Xes
are in D'Lo's shirt size, but more are needed because his gut was still
getting exposed here.
Bully
came out with a guy looking like Santa turning his back to him - sadly,
his theme is gone, but a remixed Aces theme rules. Loved seeing Taz hug
Bully since it was 14 years ago when they would have world title
matches with Bully as a placeholder guy, and here they are with him as
the world champ. This was great until Garett held the gold. Bully got a
lot of cheers saying he screwed Brooke. Bully said they did in one night
what the NWO never could do...and didn't specify it. Shame they
couldn't just call this group the Biker World Order. Velvet and Mickie
face Gail and Tara next.
They
recapped the Gail-Taryn deal and did an INSET PROMO for Gail - nice to
see them do those. Tara came out in Punk-like Chicago flag stuff. They
said he's from it...but he's billed from CA. Crowd is super-hot for
everything tonight, which is a great start for Impact on the road.
Velvet took a bump and then adjusted her hair, which was hilarious. Then
she did an RVD pointless roll into an armdrag. This went like two
minutes before an ad break. Great tarantula from Tara after the break.
Taryn got pie-faced, then slapped Gail leading to a Thesz press from
Mickie, a slick Widow's Peak from Tara, and Velvet won with her
finisher. Lotsa booty in this one. They recapped the earlier bit with
the Aces. Their new clubhouse in the boiler room with Sears Center
chairs. I think Bully's phone cost about 10 times more than the set.
They
came back with a rematch of the Robbies. Christy's cleavage was
impressive and Taz talked about the boys needing him on their side.
Well, I guess they could use a supplier of steroids. Freakbuster won in
like a minute and got a big FEED ME MORE chant. Sting was sad and went
into Hogan's office. The Aces read through the merch and were upset over
the lack of Ace merch there, then picked a guy whose ass to kick from a
catalog. Sorta VINTAGE LAURINITIS! Hogan was all pissy at Sting for
what happened, examined the storyline thoroughly, and said he was dying.
They recapped AJ being an emo biker now and showed that hilarious face
of his from two weeks ago both in the vid and in his hype graphic.
Great
shot of Chicago itself to make this seem like a big deal. Sting walked
past some basketball hoops while Roode and Aries came by in DIRTY HEELS
shirts. Loved them blaming Sting for everything just like Hogan. Aries
wasn't happy about not being able to defend the titles against "the
Mexicans". Sting got all pied off at them and said he wanted a fight, so
Roode left and Sting finger boinked him. This ruled. AJ didn't come
out, but Bad Influence did as the LOD! Daniels had painted-on Hawk hair.
Amazing. All hail the Legion of Boom! This led to Storm-Daniels, which
is a shame - I'd have loved LOB vs. The Beer Warriors. Kaz should have a
Wall Street Journal with him if he's going to be a manager. Storm won
after his moves, and got over huge. They really should have him win the
TV Title at Slammiversary and win the world title at BFG. AJ came down
to save Storm by hitting Kaz and a fan held up a giant BRING BACK
IVELISE sign, then he hit Storm. So he sorta turned heel, but kinda
didn't. Neat. They aired a Brico-Angle video with some terrible audio
mixing. The commentary was either too loud or hard to hear. The Aces beat up Angle backstage and someone there snickered like Muttley.
Joseph
Park, the hometown boy, came out and was super-excited to be in his
hometown! Loved his attempt at a cheap pop not working one time, so he
went with something else and it worked. Then Morgan came out looking
like a jacked Home Depot shopper in a tanktop and jeans. He dared to
insult Park and man did he not look big next to Park. Park could stand
with being insulted, BUT DON'T YOU DARE INSULT CHICAGO! Morgan hit a
cheap boot on Park, then blew his nose on the crowd. And he's going to
face Park next week. Why he'd give him a week to recover, I have no
idea.
Bully cut a
promo challenging Hogan and saying that they've taken out Chavo,
Hernandez, and Angle, and they'll come to Hogan if he doesn't come to
them. Brooke's video showed her knocking PIZZA BOXES OFF A TABLE, and
call him a fucking asshole, with half of that being beeped and it showed
off the crowd throwing shit into the ring which really helped sell that
as a big deal. Loved Taz saying Roode and Aries need to wash their feet
because their shirts say dirty heels. Crowd popped so loud for Sting
that you couldn't hear the commentators - fun to see him get a Road
Warrior pop in Chicago.
Huge dueling chant between Sting and Aries fans. Aries did an awesome job creating movement for Sting, who actually hit the guardrail stinger splash for the first time in eons. They went to a break with a loud crowd going nuts for everything.
Loved Aries doing his cocky pose in the corner, then Sting lifting him
up from a headlock into it again before kicking him out of it. Loved Roode getting ejected and spinning around every time the ref pointed at him to leave.Someone
called Aries the fucking man, unbleeped, after a suicide dive. Taz said
that Kenely was rubbing off on him and he was getting good...pretty
sure he meant the opposite of what he said there. Loved Aries not being able to do the scorpion deathlock, then yelling at Sting for instructions.
Missile dropkick got no-sold, which Aries didn't know while he was doing
the howl. Big gorilla press slam from Sting made Sting look like the
Sting of old for a bit. Great corner dropkick from Aries leading to his
own Stinger splash. Sting countered the brainbuster into the deathdrop
and got a 2.9. Tremendous nearfall that lived up to this THIS IS AWESOME
chant before it. Scorpion deathlock was locked up but the Aces
prevented the win. This was tremendous - easily Sting's best match since
that TV match with Roode a year or so ago. They cut away awkwardly
while Bully called out Hogan. He came out and said that the TNA roster
can do whatever they want to the Aces, so a giant brawl broke out
between the united TNA roster and the Aces and 8s. A bit odd to see this
right after the ROH angle doing the same thing, but it worked well.
Well, except for when Joe just stood behind an Ace guy doing nothing
while another TNA guy got beaten up. Aces eventually won this war thanks
to weapons. I hope TNA is saved by the mysterious El Kabong with a guitar.
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