WWE SmackDown 10-11-19 - Draft Night 1

Cole says WWE changes tonight and THE BIG DOG IS HERE! Seth's giant pyro display is ALMOST enough to make up for his shitty booking. Actually, if he was booked well, he'd come off like a star with it. IT'S A MEGA MATCHUP! So it's akin to Brock vs. Goldberg in 2016, minus any of the hype or excitement. So then not at all like it then. Chinlocks and headlocks aplenty. Corey says that exects have to be happy as Seth applies a long chinlock.

Dives and a high fly flow gets 2. Buckle bomb went from crippling Sting to being somethiing for Roman to just recover from and get a Superman punch for 2. Spear met with a pedigree for 2.5. The Fiend claws Seth to Hell. He's dragging Seth to hell? I hope he's paying Mayor Kane rent! Seth gets a DQ win and we get a shot of the war room - with the Fox room having a guy in a football outfit.

Steph comes down to talk about how important it is for executives to be here! THE RAW WOMEN'S CHAMPION IS COMING TO RAW! WOW! THE RAW WOMEN'S CHAMPION IS...STAYING ON RAW! AND ROMAN REIGNS IS...STAYING ON SMACKDOWN! WWE HAS BEEN CHANGED FOREVER! The OC STAYS ON RAW! Bray Wyatt goes to SD. Drew stays on Raw. Corbin's out in a new shirt to talk about ANOTHER MATCH WITH GABLE.

Gable eats a chokeslam on the announce table for an ad break. Deep Six countered into a bulldog by Gable. Gable gets 2 off a moonsault. Wacky atomic whip hits for Corbin and gets 2. Corbin survives an ankle lock and wins with the End of Days. THANK GOD THE TALL GUY WON! Terry Brawshaw wants Dusty as a first round draft pick on his birthday. Orton goes to Raw, IT'S BOSS TIME ON Friday nights!  Ricochet says on Raw, while Braun goes to SD and Lashley's on Raw. The USA war room has a guy in a Taker '95 mask for whatever reason.

Brock's title win and stuff with Cain is shown before he gets a wacky graphic intro and Corey talks about how Cain SHOCKED THE MMA UNIVERSE! Heyman says that Brock has no excuses about losing to Cain - that's more Cain's deal. Cain vs. Brock is for the title and Rey comes out and shows "footage" in photo form of Cain beating Brock for the UFC Title. Cain talks in Spanish so Rey talks for him and says that Cain's gonna give him a matching scar on the other side of his face.

New Day's out to present pink tag belts for Komen stuff. New Day vs. OC is up. Heels get a quick advantage before a break and Kofi lands a boom drop afterwards and then he beats AJ with the trouble in paradise. Raw gets the Viking Raiders, SD gets Lucha House Party WITH Steph doing the bit and Cole calling them THE LUCHAS. Nikki Cross goes to Raw and Heavy Machinery is on SD. Raw gets the Street Profits because RAW WANTS THE SMOKE according to Steph.

Cole talks about MANY ADJECTIVES being used for Tyson Fury. Charlotte's out to face Bayley, who finally pops the tube men A MONTH AFTER TURNING HEEL. Charlotte works on the knee, but belly to Bayley hits for 2. Bayley hits her into the buckle and uses the ropes for 2. Macho elbow gets 2 for Bayley. Bayley gets a small package and her shoulders are down too, but wins and gets a new heel theme. So Bayley "gets the win" by pinning her own shoulders to the mat, getting Generic Theme 8 from SmackDown games and CHARLOTTE GETS ANOTHER WIN DOWN THE LINE TO ADD ANOTHER TITLE TO THE LINEAGE. Joy! Bayley says bitches and says screw all of you. Okay then.