LOLing at the intro video focusing on HHH and Brock...who won't be on
the show. Also, the Shield won gold at the PPV. OH GOD, Miz TV is
starting the show. Miz is going to be versatile...when? He does the same
thing all the time. Miz put Fandango over, but the best part here was a
kid with a Scott Steiner shirt. Loved Miz accidentally flipping
Fandango off during the twirl with Summer. New best part was Dango's
subdued "yes" every time Miz said REALLY? to him saying his name
properly. Miz knows the between the sports and entertainment. Barrett
waited until this went on for ten minutes to come out and be upset about
losing on Raw. Loved him saying Fandango would rather tiptoe through
the tulips than fight like a real man, then threatened him within an
inch of his life. Standing elbow shot, a version of BARRETT'S FINISHER
was largely no-sold by Miz, who just hit him with a double-leg
afterwards. They came back with a chinlock and a backslide, while
Fandango is on commentary. Fandango cued his music during the match,
really killing the match. And then it just ended in a minute due to him
kicking Miz in the head. This was a real waste of TWENTY MINUTES outside
of Barrett elbowing Fandango. Bryan talked to himself while Kane tried
to console him by saying that THEY lost the tag titles, and that he lost
on Raw. I love Kane trying to make Bryan feel better. Kane's look of
confusion during all this ruled.
Got a Cain-Silva
ad showing Cain demolishing Brock, WWE's current top draw. ZEB SAID
THINGS ON WWE APP! Swagger got a jobber intro here against Bryan. Loved
Bryan just bringing the offense immediately. Having him doubt himself
really makes the tag titles seem important. Loved him doing his usual
kicking combo while Swagger was against the railing. JBL said he held
tag titles with Dick Murdoch and Windham...maybe MAYBE the new
Blackjacks won the NWA titles during that WWF/NWA deal. Swagger doing
the Vader corner splash to the knees...leading to the stomach being sold
was weird - although it does give me something to put in his NM
moveset. Zeb putting his head in his hand and shaking his head back and
forth after a sick corner dropkick ruled. Gutwrench led to a No Lock,
into a Patriot Lock counter. Swagger bomb was met with two feet to the
face, then a buzzsaw kick. Then he looked all evil, did a reverse curb
stomp over and over into the No Lock. Holy shit, this new super-pissed
Bryan rules. Then he kicked some more ass. I love this gimmick, and
Bryan doing the YES deal while a fan held up a DANIEL+BYAN=WORKRATE
sign. A graphic asked WHO WAS THE LAST MAN STANDING...in a match from
five days ago. As if anyone watching this show wouldn't have at least
heard the result.
They showed little highlight
screens of the match to show the non-finish. The doc's official
diagnosis is "Cena is banged up". Wow. Ryback on the ambulance
highlights. I liked the whirling siren video effect over Ryback, didn't
so much like the close-up of Cena's wacky facial expression on the
post-show. Cena-Ryback IN AN AMBULANCE MATCH is offically the main event
of Payback. Sandow suddenly didn't approve of THE TRUCK PULL...even
though he was there for it. Sandow looks so great in a suit. He also
gave the history of the Gordian knot. Sandow mocked Striker for being a
substitute teacher, which led to JBL using him as an example for
America's education system being so bad. Sheamus, apparently annoyed by
all of this bullying, came out to bully Sandow. Sandow's facial
expressions here were tremendous. Loved JBL calling "Shemist" a
knotsmith, Cole saying it's not a word, and Josh saying neither is
"Shemist". Loved Sandow using bolt cutters to solve the knot, then holding it up like a spine in Scorpion's fatality. Sheamus went for a cheapshot, but Sandow LEPT OVER THE TABLE to avoid it. I adore this feud.
Then Sheamus threw poor Striker at Sandow. That looked painful. Jericho
is up to face Show next, in a match that is happening with no hype
and...for some reason or another.
Great HHH-Brock
vid - shame it was meant to put over Axel. Josh brought up Show being a
past Heyman guy, which seemed a tad odd. Then he compared Jericho to
JOHNNY DEPP, which led to the commentary going totally off the rails for
a while. Josh said Jericho has a puncher's chance...no, he doesn't
really do punches. Show hit one of his loudest mid-air chest slap
counters ever here. Missed flying elbow led to a Lionsault to the back -
nice cahnge there. Double chokelift off the mat led to a sloppy DDT
from Jericho. Cole's strained commentary while Jericho TRIED..TO PUT BIG
SHOW...ON HIS BELLY...was amusing. Codebreaker on the floor sent Big
Show OVER THE TIMEKEEPING BARRICADE to give Jericho a countout win. This
was short, but sweet. Show tried to use a chair, but it got used
against him. This was an outstanding build for an extreme rules match
between the two...shame it happened right after that PPV. This was the
strongest Jericho's been booked since returning. Seems like a good time
to put him in a secondary title feud since he's got some momentum. Jericho's ENTIRE CHEST was red after that chop. Amazing.
Medical
update on THE GAME, THE KING OF KINGS, THE ASS-KICKER, THE COO, THE
MOST BELOVE WRESTLER IN THE WWE UNIVERSE, HHH is coming up.
It's
bizarre to see WWE hype up Rock's show on TNT, even if it has been over
a decade since the Monday night wars. Travel Channel is just now
getting into the Pimp My...genre with ROCK MY RV STARRING BRET MICHAELS.
SONIC HAS SHAKES FOR EVERY OCCASION THIS SUMMER. THAT'S SONIC SHAKES.
MADE HAND-MADE! Outstanding video for Axel, largely focusing on Heyman
and it was aided by clips of Brock limping and Axel's family. Instead of
showing HHH bury him by telling him to let the adults talk, they just
showed him slapping him. Way better. They played up the dropkick, corner
elbow, and grounded elbows as being the key blows to HHH's head. Cole
hyped up the sledgehammer shot as being THE big deal. HHH is suffering
from "post concussion symptoms", so they basically di the same thing as
the Michaels deal, just less believably.
JBL hyped
up Heyman bringing us Punk, Brock, and Austin - but didn't mention
Taker, so I guess he was told to never do that again. Heyman was amazing
putting himself and his clients over - he's so going into the hall of
fame, as is Brock according to this at some point. Axel said he did more
on Raw than both his father and grandfather ever did...well that's
absolutely ridiculous. There's something about this act that doesn't
work for me, but I'm not sure if it's just the name, or them now
overhyping him by saying he's a first-ballot hall of famer. They're
basically setting him up to not be a failure, but an under-achiever
based on some of their wording. He faces the ever-mysterious "someone"
after the break.
Best of IYH is the #1 sports DVD
in the country, so after hyping up Raw as the #1 entertainment show, now
they're sports. Must be that "balance of sports and entertainment" Miz
talked about. Goddammit, he's facing Sin Cara - which could be great
without THE STUPID LIGHTING. Nice fireman's carry and behind the back
takedown from Axel. Drop toe hold...okay, generic Fire Pro CAW offense
here. Sin Cara looked awesome here. THERE'S ALWAYS ACTIVITY ON THE WWE
APP - now with Orton cutting a boring promo on Axel. Heyman's also the
only manager to manage three consecutive world champs - I think it went
Brock, Show, and Angle. Sliding McGullicutter got the win. Nice
finisher. Needs an official name again that is better than that, because
it's terrible. Something like Axe Crusher would fit the move...at least
as much as McGullicutter did. Sin Cara shined brightly here, Axel
didn't really look all that good. Kofi-Ambrose main event is up.
THE
WWE SHAKDOWN, PRESENTED BY SONIC SHAKES recapped the U.S. Title win by
Ambrose. In theory, seeing Kofi in a main event on TV should be odd, but
thanks to this Shield program, it doesn't. Loved the Believe in Ambrose
sign, and AMBROSE chants. Great leapfrogs by Kofi - who really makes
them his own simply by how he does them. Flying splash bodyblock got 2
for Kofi. TREMENDOUS bump from Rollins to the floor, while Kofi's flying
clothesline to Reigns was beautiful. This led to a beatdown and a HOLLA
HOLLA 6-MAN TAG PLAYA when Orton and Sheamus came out to help.
Impressive tilt a whirl from Sheamus to Reigns started the match off
nicely. Cole hyped up Kofi being more aggressive now. I loved Josh
calling out JBL for doing his usual 'go to the dressing room and ask
em!" bit when they were IN THE RING WRESTLING. Sheamus busting out a
regular neckbreaker was new. Shield dominated the match ON THE WWE APP!
Loved Rollins immediately tagging himself in after Reigns missed the
tackle in the corner. Crowd went batshit crazy when Orton came in. Like
crazy batshit crazy. It was amazing. Superman punch to Orton from Reigns
looked great as a punch - seemed to mess up Reigns' left ankle though.
Josh played it up as an example of a Shield member sacrificing
themselves for the greater good. I love that spect of this group and
that Josh tied it into that happening. JBL called Sheamus ONE OF THE
GREATEST OF ALL-TIME. Wow. Flatliner into the corner stunend Orton.
Superplex from Orton stopped Rollins from going for...something off the
top. Sheamus has added a little Savage-esque finger twirl to the
clubbering spot. Crazy spear ended White Noise, but led to an RKO on the
floor. Kofi got tagged in and got the froggy crossbody. Flying front
dropkick from Ambrose led to the headlock driver, and the best match on
SD in a while. This was the best SD show since the Taker-Ambrose one.
Outstanding show overall.
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